Sam

If I woke up tomorrow as @2chainz I would not mind at all

@getinkbox, I’m incredibly disappointed with my tattoo. First I thought the ink was black, and second, you can’t even tell this is mountain. I can’t believe I have to walk around with this on my arm for the next few weeks.

@jvn @antoni @kidgoast

Also for clarification, @antoni & I are a couple.... of very close friends who run a satirical couple account and may fall in love someday, but that day is not necessarily today. Love yew hauxs

@CBCMornings have you played “in bloom” by @SturgillSimpson yet on “under the covers”? It’s a beauty #UTC

@TTChelps It seems to happen most mornings between 8:00 and 8:15. They are detouring down shaw from queen I think. It's becoming very frustrating. Last week there was a streetcar broken down and a bus parked beside it, so cars had to pass on the left, which was very dangerous.

@samcoopa Hi Sam, what time did this happen at today? And which time yesterday? ^KJ

@TTChelps Can someone please explain why every day on my route to work there is a broken street car at king and shaw? It's blocking off the area and cars can't get around it. I'd appreciate if someone looked into this please.

@kidgoast nothing gets past you does it? lol

Why are the backstreet boys still touring? Does anyone actually give a shit anymore?

@CBCMornings Loved the Weird Al this morning hahah

@porterairlines I’m verydisappointed in you customer service. You charge me $84 for carry on and then won’t let me get on an earlier flight with room because I booked a “basic fare”. Your reps also lied to me about the flight being full. Why do you treat your customers like shit?

Matthew mcconaughey is so hot in the #Lincoln ads, I want him to drive me around

Happy birthday @Cher! Have the most amazing day. Hope I get to see you again soon.

@AirCanada @AirCanada can you do something about it?

@AirCanada, super disappointed with your service today. Been a long timer flyer of yours and after flying Air NZ, its clear you need to step up your game. Your tv screens are super outdated and the content sucks. Flight was super delayed and took an hour and a half to get my bags

#rip mama Brady

Stuck in traffic and my jacket smells

Can anyone actually understand a word Lace says on #BachelorInParadise ? #slurring #drunktalk

@DianaCina ugh I missed it. I thought he was doing a full set

@DianaCina Is he performing already?

Hey @blogTO I want to win 2 passes to @TreetopTrekking for some zip line fun in the GTA.