bagel person

i'm livid at @UberEats right now. i am pregnant and the food i was delivered literally smells repulsive and all i got was a $2 refund and it is impossible to talk to not a garbage ai bot

How it started (July 2024) how it’s going (May 2025)

Simply one of the best weekends I’ll ever have celebrating the love of people who I love so much ……. Not crying!!!!!

tfw 3/4s of the group chat is engaged

the bachelorette party ended… differently for charlie

“what’s your gut reaction” oh usually nausea

if you wanna drive like an asshole maybe don't have a super memorable vanity plate

Jesus Christ it’s worse than I thought

this notion that palestinian people want to kill every jewish person is so fucking grotesque and clear evidence that zionists have never had any real earnest engagement with palestinians anywhere except as dehumanized objects of fear and subjects of imperial violence

you understand right that the death toll hasn’t levelled out at around eleven thousand, eleven thousand or so is when the systems to properly count the dead began to collapse. im sorry that’s horrible to think about but it’s true

I’m shocked they actually aired this on CNN

Me on the way to get a lil fall morning treat (will spend $87)

“go piss girl” is gender neutral

It's called the uncandy valley, everything looks kinda like candy but it ain't really. And it makes you mad.