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@TonnaElias @unseriousguru Slap me in my sleep. Well, it can never be me.

@unseriousguru It can’t be me until it happens to you, life no get manual

These are what week men suffer in marriages when they're too scared to lead their wives. They want to always please their wives so as to appear nice but they forget women don't like nice men. Your wife must have reduced your worth so much that she's not just slapping you but slapping you while you're asleep. What a bombshell! Shalom!

@taadelodun @CheevoLala Happy birthday brother

Year 41 of my story starts today 🎂🎉 I give thanks to Allah, my parents, my family and all of you who support my work here everyday. Someone asked why I work so hard, I guess it is because I was born on Workers day😂 Link in the bio for my WhatsApp Channel. I will be sharing information and life changing opportunities. I promise you that I wont rest until we all win. May God bless us all. Thank you so much❤️🙏

@DpEsho @_theFisayo 😂😂😂 what are you on about?

@_theFisayo This is why no one knows basic things and we lack history. This is such an open process that does not warrant gatekeeping.

You lot put everything online. And I mean everyyyyythinggggg Jeez.

@ayekooto_NG @ifedayo_johnson You're right but they're two (Sé & Máu)

@ifedayo_johnson From those beautiful names, I found out that "Se" is "Olu" as in Oluwa or Ọlọrun Just as we find "Chi" in almost all Ibo names and "Olu" in Yoruba names, "Se" is a common prefix in Egun (Ogun) names. Amazed that all of those kids know the meanings of their names.

Some egun names and their meanings…. I like that the sound of the names sha 😅

@ifedayo_johnson I'm Mautîn, meaning Olorunwa (Attesting to the existence of a God). My children: Mauton, Sejro & Segla ❤️❤️❤️

@FinestDoveTruth I love the extra space. So it's the old build for me.

I’m in btw buying a £270k old build and £320£ new build. Similar structure, similar garden.. The old build comes with a garage and more storage area. The new build is upgraded. Small rooms, well insulated.. What will you suggest?

@TheOdin_II Man dey suffer

“Churchill was not my spec, I was using him for enjoyment…” Actress Rosy Meurer, Churchill’s estrange wife says. You still think Karma is not real? It may not come the same way it left. 🤷‍♂️

@Dumbgenius_ng Wetin you bring come back? ☺️

Just got back from a 2 weeks holiday in Nigeria, after a few years away. I was in Lagos for the most part though. Here are MY observations. - Opay and Moniepoint are the real deal, Bless them. ❤️ - To get a good uber/bolt ride is by prayer and fasting. I wonder how some of those cars are still moving. - Prostitution and yahoo are part of the things keeping the economy afloat. It’s everywhere!!! - Uber drivers on AC for you based on how you look and if they believe they will get tips after. - Good customer service is by connection. You get better service if they also believe they will get tips after. - Begging is now a national anthem. There’s also an annoying level of entitlement. - Most waiters are ready to scam you if you snooze, most especially in a bar. - Nothing can stop Nigerians from having fun. The clubs are always bubbling. - Never make a mistake of booking a Nigerian hotel online, unless you call them directly and you pay into their accounts. - Always have some cash on you! Some people will appreciate 50k cash, more than 100k transfer. - I still don’t know what to say about Lagos fine dinning. I didn’t visit too many, so I can’t say much. 🙂‍↔️ - Most of your favourite spots are probably dead before you visit next, or their service has depreciated greatly. - Ultimately, I had mad fun all the same. 🔥🔥 Till next time. 😍😍

@_Unknown_D_ £15 here full cut

My barber charges me £30 a trim, how much is everyone else paying these days?

@AdamOlasumbo @the_Lawrenz Depends though but recent EVs are averaging 400-500 miles on a full charge and Hybrids are doing about 1000miles in combined coverage. Your take is old brother

@the_Lawrenz If you travel a lot , you might want to think twice. Some EV no fit travel 3 hrs straight, you have to recharge middle of the road sometimes

I will buy an EV next year... I have seen the light 💔

@Iam_topzeee @AmodaOgunlere High judge. Una no dey disappoint

@AmodaOgunlere She could have done it without covering her head and face at the same time. It would have been a commonly normal thing if she didn't adorn herself with the clothe associated with Islam. So, here, she did a terrible thing.

If dem explain Yoruba people to you , you can never understand!!! 😆 It's the eleha Ajasa for me I love my people 💓♥️🇳🇬💪

@itohan_olat @boye4christ2006 It's not sustainable logically though. Which position they wan take sleep comfortably with his dee in the cat?

We are newly married and my husband doesn’t allow me to wear clothes at night. He said I should not wear anything while sleeping. When I sleep, he prefers to be inside of me as we sleep till morning without doing anything. He won’t let me remove it and he won’t do anything. It must be there. He said he paid a big amount for it. We didn’t date because we were not in the same state. Now married, I moved to his location and this is what I experience every night. If I remove it, he will wake up and put it back. He only removes it when we have intimacy but he doesn’t really like intimacy. He enjoys leaving it inside there. I know it’s too early to complain but I am tired already. He doesn’t let me sleep comfortably because it keeps moving inside me. What should I do? @ chummy 😂🤣🤣 sorry for the laugh but what?😲

@FinestDoveTruth This one too join o 😂😭

@seglon lol. Abi you Dey manage your salary

There is something inside this uk 🇬🇧 water…. Man wey smart before, wey Dey always commot go just mumu Dey sleep for house.

@xxbisolaxx Problem

@seglon That money will not be enough the cover all the victims identified.

NIUK X farewell party, May 6th. 2026 Asoebi colours: Blue&Black £50 entry fee Proceeds to go to Benjamin's victims.

@AbdulsoburAlao @Adamthallith I used to be so concerned about grading but to be honest, they're always clean and neat regardless of the grade. My experience using Back Market and Giffgaff.

@Adamthallith What the difference btw grade A and B. Or it's only neatness

Used iPhones pricing in UK is very funny. I bought iPhone 13 128GB two days ago for my sis for £300. Grade A. Very neat and fine, pink color. (And it comes with either charger or privacy screen protector and pouch). Today I see iPhone 15 128GB grade B (very neat and fine at least to my own desire) for £350, also with charger. I’m annoyed lol, now feeling like I wasted money two days ago.

@Tholujosh @aweowoblow @AbbeysMichael @DAMIADENUGA It doesn't work that way. She's married to someone else now. If he's a citizen (me assuming), then it's a lost cause. It is pointless.

@seglon @aweowoblow @AbbeysMichael @DAMIADENUGA No mercy 😂 I have a feeling that someone might just write on his behalf to see this lady cry 😭 Omo the babe will lose everything including the house and job plus 10 years ban then she will have to go and hide in Kano to avoid Lagos people

A few hours after her ex-husband emotionally disclosed on a podcast that she left him to marry another man in the United States, Mayowa posted a video of herself dancing, showing off her dance moves.

@zilla_milli @AbbeysMichael @DAMIADENUGA I honestly feel the energy should be channelled into something more beneficial to him, away from her and the attendant dramas.

@seglon @AbbeysMichael @DAMIADENUGA Omo no blame that guy muvh ooo the only crime he did was loving her and tried his best to be a good husband to such witch 🧙 this can happen to anyone even you right now your babe no be only you dy fuck am so she deserves some pay back for not feeling remorse

@aweowoblow @AbbeysMichael @DAMIADENUGA Pity the new taker for now 😂😂😂

@seglon @AbbeysMichael @DAMIADENUGA Be like say na u be the family of him new husband