Simmo

Missus has her interview for Met CC, I'm being a good egg and progressing my crimes whilst I wait for her 😊

BREAKING: 4.75% pay rise for police officers, Government announces. #PolicePay

Positive PDR yesterday, getting encouraged to do my sergeants exam, keep getting hassled to do my NIE but not ready for that life yet 😂

Charged with 12mins left on the clock ✌️

4 night shifts finished. First rest day my body decides it wants to do another night shift 🙃

@iam_lozzx 4/4 tonight, ready to catch up on the sun this weekend ✌️

First day back after being sick for a week, email anxiety was kicking in massively, nothing to bad, an angry solicitor because my work phone was off whilst ill, time to play catch up 🥲

Coming across a collapsed lady in the street and realising you made a bad decision to wear beige chinos today 🫠

RT @dontforgetchaos: Media ask for accountability. Review conducted Media fuming at result. You couldn’t make it up 🤣 https://t.co/4Fjyw…

@west_response Only front stack if they're pregnant, other than that, rear stack it is

Custody biscuits and coffee getting me through connect training 👍🏻

Just had a 5minute chat with a PC who clearly thought I was someone else telling me he's finally got the CCTV footage for a job and he'll let me know if it shows anything. Didn't have the heart to tell him I had no clue what he's on about so just winged it for 5minutes

Another day, another 9hour shift sat in an office 🙃

@____Foxtrot____ I remember a comment from training school 'forces around the world come to us for training to improve their policing' Bet they're laughing at us now

Got my first JSO arrest last night, never seen someone so excited to be going to custody

Todays view at work 🎡

Getting told your don't dress smart enough 🙃

So apparently we have dependence leave?

Child care is a myth in the job.

Refuse to buy a grey tracksuit, end up looking like them poor souls in custody