James Edmonds

NASA’s Artemis II livestream really makes you appreciate @SpaceX’s launch broadcasts. Bad camera tracking, no onboard cameras, countdown timer disappeared, NASA even showed people in the crowd instead of stage separation lol. The screen also blacked out twice during the first 10 seconds of the launch.

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@TouchlineX Wow

🚨🚨🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The stands are almost COMPLETELY empty ahead of the second half! EVERYBODY HAS GONE HOME!

@PotnoodIefringe It just reminds me of this photo metro.co.uk/2019/12/24/pri…

“Just anywhere on the left please mate”

What a goal from Jess Park @MUWFC

Here’s the full clip of the Arsenal tears at full time 😂😂😂

*Finally!* Some @U2 new music.

I've been a stage hand for a while now. Every time I do a mic check I say something like "hey google, set an alarm for 3am". Serves them right for enabling a stupid feature with no secuirty.

@StretfordPaddck @PeteHall86 Hopefully Stay. I was critical of Harry during his "bad" spell but credit to him, he really did dig deep and turned it around. It must have been extremely difficult to have pulled through the public criticism.

🚨 Manchester United are UNLIKELY to offer Harry Maguire a new deal. Sir Jim Ratcliffe wants to CUT the wage bill. [@PeteHall86] STAY or GO for the former skipper?! #MUFC

These people are absolutely bonkers! Ban wood burners for heath reasons but it's ok to let anybody order and get delivered McDonalds, KFC etc etc 24 hours a day, 7 days a week ! We are being ran by lunatics! 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️

If anyone in the Norwich area know of any lovely ladies (or gentlemen) who are able to knit some blankets for our NICU babies at NNUH, we are in desperate need 🙏🏻🙏🏻 The patterns we use are below. Thank you! #NorwichKnitters #NICU

Michelle Phillips rebelled against mandatory lip syncing on TV by eating a banana in 1967

@bp_plc Outrageous that despite knowing that I tried to pay for fuel using their own app, they opted to appoint solicitors rather than contact me using my app's details?

@bp_plc I decided to try calling BP. They said I could pay for the fuel by Bank Transfer and avoid the admin fee (discard any letters from QDR). They also found record that I *did* indeed attempt to use the app to pay for fuel...

Wow @bp_plc, used the app to pay for fuel for many years now and it appears a failed £20 transaction has resulted in a threatening letter from solicitors demanding £70? Seems unreasonable if the app didn't work.

I was driving my new BMW i4 this morning. 536 horsepower. 0g CO2 emissions. I approached a major intersection on the Leopoldstraße. I needed to turn left. I checked my mirrors. I executed the turn flawlessly. Behind me, a man in a Ford Fiesta leaned on his horn. He was furious. He pulled up next to me at the next red light, red-faced, rolling down his window. "Hey! Are your indicators broken, asshole? You almost caused a crash!" I rolled down my acoustic glass window silently. "Sir," I stated calmly. "My vehicle is in perfect working order." "Then why didn't you signal?" he sputtered. "Because of the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR)." He looked confused. "What?" I explained. "My intended direction of travel is Personally Identifiable Information (PII) under Article 4." "By activating my amber indicator, I am broadcasting my future location data to unverified third parties without your explicit consent to process that data." "Do you have a Data Processing Agreement with me? Do you have a 'Legitimate Interest' under Article 6(1)(f) to know that I am going to the recycling center?" "No. You do not." "Where I am going is none of your business. My trajectory is encrypted." I rolled up the window. The light turned green. I left him there, processing the regulatory framework.

@currys 4:04 - Paul not found 😉