mr thanksgiving

Stefanski and that idiot andrew berry dont deserve shedeur He has the unique ability to save their jobs

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Infinite money glitch? There’s a market on which day Trump will insult someone. Each day has resolved “Yes” so far. I bought $100 on each day for the rest of the month.

Joe Rogan just thanked the back of a guy’s head (who just started a war), for legalizing a drug that Rogan claimed was banned because it was too anti war. This entire scene is hilarious and humiliating for little Joe the toe, who’s dressed like a little Dj at a strip club/magician.

MOST PLAYOFF GAMES BY US CITY SINCE 2016 (MLB, NBA, NFL): 1. Los Angeles 260 2. Boston 198 3. Houston 173 4. San Francisco 155 5. CLEVELAND 135 6. New York 132 7. Philadelphia 121 #LetEmKnow  @cavs #GuardsBall  @CleGuardians #DawgPound @Browns @ESPNCleveland @923TheFan

Say what you want about Rogan but you gotta admit it’s pretty impressive to be a spineless little bitch who stands for nothing

lol who did this.

9 of every 10 new American jobs since pre-COVID went to someone born outside the country. Triple checked the data. It's real. +4.3M foreign-born. +471K native-born. Meanwhile, 335,000+ American layoffs in 2026. HOW DO WE ALLOW THIS?

The New York Times tells us the story of an illegal alien couple from Honduras who were expecting their first child. After being deported last year due to a charge for drug possession, they snuck back across the U.S. border (a felony) to ensure their son would be born an American. They were then deported yet again-- but their son is now an American citizen with the same rights as you and I. This is why the Supreme Court needs to overturn birthright citizenship.

@permabulla 😂😂

Foid INSTANTLY folds for Clavicular Clav: I had sex with another girl last night, so now I’m moving onto you Foid: oh, I’m not like in the lineup, I’m either ONE or NONE Clav: oh definitely NONE then Foid: I’m jk you can add me to the lineup

HANNITY: “Where are the pointed words from the Pope against Iran? Trump is correct and the Pope is wrong…on so many levels. As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic.” Hannity leaves the Catholic Church to worship Donald Trump.

I saw relatively low prices for the Cavs game (which I thought people would love!). I do wonder if Northeast Ohio might be a little tapped out on premium events given the amount of high-stakes games our teams have been in (Cleveland trails only Boston if you remove NHL)

@OwenBenjamin @nicksortor Erika kirk sucksssssssss

@nicksortor What a bitch. She’s built nothing.

🚨 WOW! Erika Kirk is FIRING BACK at those who are coming after TPUSA "We have to show up again with 80 to 90% voter turnout in the midterms and FORTIFY the red wall for the next decade... you have people out there who are actively trying to TEAR THIS COUNTRY APART" "NO ONE understands this better than President Trump. No one. No matter what they throw at him, he perseveres in the face of adversity. Because the mission is too important. Because this country is worth fighting for!"

I’m putting this on the record. Mark it. This is my Trump prediction.

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block, and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1000?” he asks again. “Listen, you! I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?!” So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?” She thinks about it for a while, and says, “Hmmmmmm, $10,000, eh? Okay, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.” So they go into the alley where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them, and starts caressing them, fondling them, slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed, and asks, “Well, are you gonna bite them or not?” “Nah,” he replies. “ Costs too much.”

Its 2026 and the NBA still hasn't seen an athlete like a young LeBron. Father time definitely has gotten his hits in.

@OwenBenjamin 😂😂

I’m calling it now. When gas hits 9.11 a gallon a reporter will ask Trump about the strait of Hormuz. Trump will respond word for word: “you still talking about that strait of BOREmuz? Boring is what it is. Puts me right to sleep. No one cares about that dusty old creek. You are one nasty dirty little bitch you know that? I have a terrific team of killers who would have no problem turning off the light in those nasty little rues of yours. Next question.”

wait so you're telling me boomers just got to print money for 80 years straight?