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Owen Benjamin 🐻

@OwenBenjamin

I might be wrong but I'm not lying. comedian/farmer https://t.co/6Wxyf8v1xo https://t.co/m6GAoJtxVM

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THE SECRET GUIDE TO WORD MAGIC Spelling is called spelling. Cursive is called cursive. And the most dangerous man in comedy just wrote a book explaining why. Owen Benjamin grew up hiding under a cardboard desk to survive a nuclear blast, eating margarine because the food pyramid said so, and learning about heroin from a cop who made him act out an overdose in school. He was taught he descended from a primate through random mutation, that he was spinning on a ball of liquid nickel inside an explosion that came from nothing, and that the stars he saw at night were already dead. Then he was tested on everything and told he was smart because he could repeat all of it. He became a comedian instead. How to Slay a Wizard is about the people who run the tricks, the tricks themselves, and the one lie at the root of every spell ever cast on a living man or woman. It is not a political book. It is not a religious book. It is a book about manipulation, who does it, how it works, and why it requires your participation to be effective. Starting from the dictionary definition of "wizard" and working outward through the mechanics of hypnotic language, the economics of fiat currency, the psychology of the con, the architecture of propaganda, and the spiritual sickness that turns a liar into a monster, the Big Bear dismantles every major spell of the modern age and shows you exactly what they have in common. Every spell follows the same structure. Every spell requires the same ingredient. And that ingredient is you. This book will teach you what a wizard is, what an alchemist is, and why the difference matters. It shows how spells are structured like jokes that never deliver the punchline. It explains why the most forbidden word in America is forbidden and what the vampire myth is actually describing. It tells you how to spot a liar before the lies take root. And at the very end, the book exposes the one lie that has to be believed in order for any of it to work on you. It is so simple you might laugh. That's the point. Once you see the secret spells, you will never stop seeing them. And then the wizards can no longer deceive you. amazon.com/dp/B0GSCGS6SL Ladle.tv Owenbenjamin.com

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Obama and Hillary actually did more Jew wars than Trump they just pulled it off because the dollar and military hadn’t collapsed yet like it has now. “We came we saw he died” - Hillary Clinton about the sovereign leader of Libya. This isn’t a left right issue it’s an empire issue. The heads of the American empire are Jews who spend all day watching pornos and eating stem cells. Dead wood always burns. Trump may have actually believed he could avoid doing a jew war but they don’t let anyone become president or stay president who won’t kill everyone they ask to be killed. And just because this tweet sounds anti Semitic doesn’t mean it isn’t true. It’s obviously true
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@OwenBenjamin What's up with White men not uniting and building the camps? It would solve all of our problems
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The problem with Israeli competence is simple. The culture only understands how to make pornography and structure loans to sound complicated. Everything else they’re just bullshitting
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Whenever hard working Americans pull up to the pump and see the gas they need to get to work has doubled, they just smile. Cuz they feel good knowing it’s a small price to pay to make a blood thirsty schizophrenic Jews dream come true of building a third temple in a shitty foreign country in the middle of nowhere
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Follow the red cedar chip road to the wizard slayer of beartaria
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Donald Trump is now learning the ancient biblical tradition of “eye for an eye.” These are serious people and when you murder their leader and their children they don’t just get a loan and watch a porno. We are probably going to witness the violent end of the American empire. It had to happen sometime. But this is so humiliating. The league of shadows surrounded Trump and created this illusion that Iranians were trying to kill him and hid only hope was to strike first. Don’t listen to the shadows. Americans, just work hard and take advantage of the opportunities that come from quick and scary change. Don’t listen to the shadows. The had no power without belief. That’s what quantum entanglement actually is in reality
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There are no nuclear bombs. There have never been nuclear bombs. It’s a lie to justify wars and unlimited military spending that goes into the pockets of Jews with massive eye brows who think you’re stupid.
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I figured out the entire Epstein operation. Dots have been connected. Hope this helps
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Shylock Holmes. A character I created 6 years ago. Who can see every pattern except the Jews… But there’s a deeper pattern to Shylock. We will review it on tomorrows stream. 1030 am pst Unauthorized.tv
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Tulsi is “I slut” backwards. No one is named “tulsi” it’s a dumb grabbler joke. Maybe “yagmai” or “railyag” will save the day!
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Joe Kent has disgraced himself. Joe is lying to advance a personal grievance agenda. Joe is a liar. FACT.
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@JustinWStapley I think the jew wars and the pedophelia destroyed the movement pal
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Trump is getting grabbed by the pussy by the Israelis. And he just lets them do it
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@piersmorgan The good news is we have all these really chill Jews in charge who are definitely not blood thirsty psychopaths
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The Common Cold Ladle 760, 3/2/2020, @OwenBenjamin
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This Iran war is escalating in a very dangerous way. Need cool heads to prevail.
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