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@lectersbian My best friend at 10 years old had two dads but I had no idea, one was referred to as her "uncle" and I believed it because why would that be a lie

do you guys remember your first exposure to Gay people as a concept

@melissabegins @fionaswhvre @becausebuck It doesn't do the 5 years though , mostly just the coming back

@melissabegins @fionaswhvre @becausebuck archiveofourown.org/works/66044470…

the thing is that historically people really like to do this to buck

@4995s Honestly sometimes I start to sympathise with him feeling like he doesn't stand a chance next to Eddie, but then I remember he met both of them beforehand and chose to put himself in that situation

not passing an opportunity to say FUCK YOU THOMAS KINARD for being such a chop of a boyfriend!!!!!! but also thank you for being the World’s Greatest Plot Device . rest in peace

@lifeofbuck @moong3nder @Idgabuck_ Mr "so you hate me? You want me to die" was never going to react any other way

@moong3nder @Idgabuck_ that's why buck was so mad😭

SO funny how eddie was never given the probie treatment they immediately took him seriously 😭😭😭

Dead wife flashback but to an amazing sandwich that can't be forgotten

@Gwenyn29 @fionaswhvre Not that I think it'll happen I just think for fic purposes you could make it plausible

@Gwenyn29 @fionaswhvre We assume they have living grandparents Or if Connor had evil patents they might not want to take the baby that's not biologically his

i don’t think Connor and Kamron would just put it in their will that their baby would go to Buck if something happens to them without asking Buck

@fionaswhvre @becausebuck There was that one fic where the MCU snap happened and Buck had to raise the entire 118s kids

@becausebuck haha lmaoo imagien buck finds out he is in everyone’s will like madneys & henrens too😭

@littlebillie @MartinIturriBi I can tell the difference but it's not big enough to put me off the convenience

@MartinIturriBi I’ve never noticed a difference

Why would I use jarlic when I could dirty a knife and cutting board and spend 10 minutes peeling 4 garlic cloves, another 10 looking for my garlic press, and then clean up all the peels

@FranklinH3000 @jstjakethnking There was also a collection of short stories about alternative history for teens that included one where Nelson Mandela died in prison, or at least so I've been told

@jstjakethnking That makes sense, although I still had never heard of anyone misremembering this particular thing until I heard Mandela Effect for the first time. It's not like the Fruit if the Loom cornucopia.

The funny thing about the Mandela Effect is I never thought Nelson Mandela died in prison and I don't know anyone who did.

@castheghozt @sunderedseas I guess they've all had electrolysis before the apocalypse lol No I almost died laughing watching the original Planet Of The Apes when I saw the "wild" people and the main woman was in perfect condition

@sunderedseas this is my biggest pet peeve in period peace’s or like survival movies. like sorry but women in the 1700s weren’t shaving there pits, and where are these women getting razors on deserted islands or during zombie apocalypses

body hair??? in a period piece??? oh hell yeah

@Da_bears32 @hollsiepops @PeePeeMan212 @avycadotoast The place ain't going anywhere he could have waited to be sure she actually wasn't interested

@hollsiepops @PeePeeMan212 @avycadotoast If a woman cancels a first date it means that a date will never happen 90% of the time

planned the coolest first date ever but i had to cancel because my mom was insisting i go shopping with her and GUESS WHAT he went with someone else instead ??😭😭😭😭

@Isabelletkrause The kids want the chocolate Also people whose parents were religious and want to do the fun parts with their own kids

Why am I seeing Atheists celebrating Easter, what are you celebrating

@witchesflight Nah the Mormonism is what nurtured her inner freak

It’s so upsetting that Stephanie Meyer has a TRUE FREAK inside her but the Mormonism pushed it down but we got a few glimmers and her mind could be SO powerful if she let it

@Pom_Bazooka You don't know the context Lots of worksites bring fuel to the construction vehicles because they're so heavy that driving them to the gas station would be a waste

@FkYeahMatt It's aimed at fuckwits like this person:

"Only buy the fuel you need" fuck thanks mate, I've been buying extra and pouring it down the drain for shits and gigs.

sometimes AUs need to be respected just because they are part of fandom cultural history. "oh this character would NEVER work at a coffee shop!" well too bad this isn't about the character this is a rite of passage for a ship and you will respect your roots

@Grey1371 @AdamantDimak @omarsbigsister The book: YOU

@AdamantDimak @omarsbigsister The issue is second person

because people would rather self-insert than ever think about what another person would think or do

there is literally no funnier way i could've imagined this. like that's it. that's the funniest possible version of how the olaf animatronic would power off

@BlackJJosh @Gormogons Probably thought they'd give him the pills and he could sell them Then he got caught and tried to blame the doc to get out of trouble

@Gormogons What was his motivation? Just to get you in trouble?

Rx True story: When I was an intern, I had my primary care clinic at the Philly VA hospital. There was a double amputee Vietnam veteran who volunteered there and was a patient of the attending whose office was across the hall from my clinic room. He was an affable guy, and we chatted on several occasions. He rolled into my room one day between patients. He said his PCP wasn't there that day and he was wondering if I could write an RX for Viagra for him. I asked him a few perfunctory questions, and he had no contraindications so I said, sure. He then asked me for a paper RX because he could get them cheaper at an outside pharmacy than at the VA. Again, I said sure. I wrote for ten 50 mg tablets, told him to start with 1/2 tab to see if that's sufficient and I had him go on his merry way. About an hour later, VA Police came to my door and asked me if I knew Mr. So-and-so. I said yes. They asked me if I wrote him a Viagra Rx for an outside pharmacy, and I said, again, yes. Then I asked why. The officer informed me that he took the prescription to them and told them that I was forcing him to fill a prescription for 100 Viagra tablets so that I could sell them on the black market. I said, "Oh? I wrote a prescription for 10 tablets, may I see the RX?" He handed me the RX which said: Viagra 50 mg # 10 (Ten Tablets) Take 1/2 to 1 tablet 30 minutes before intercourse EXCEPT the the second line had an extra zero in a different handwriting (I hatch my zeros) and Ten Tablets was scratched out and said (One Hundred Tablets), again in a different handwriting. I looked at the officer and said, "Clearly the prescription was altered, by a rank amateur no less." He smiled at me, and said 'we figured, we just wanted to let you know.' I told him thank you and informed him that I was going to alert the volunteer's PCP to the events of the day.