Matt

2026 Ladder prediction, because why not - come back in September and laugh at me. 1. Brisbane 2. Geelong 3. Fremantle 4. Hawthorn 5. Sydney 6. Giants 7. Bulldogs 8. Saints 9. Suns 10. Pies 11. Crows 12. Port 13. Melbourne 14. Carlton 15. Essendon 16 North 17. Richmond 18. WCE

HAPPY TUESDAY CUNCE!! I put a bunch of random things together and came out with a decent fit yay. Basketball earrings because everyone needs to know that I know ball. No pockets :( but morale is improving so there ya go.

@Katsquietlife Too harsh on the poor innocent woodchipper

@glbastiani @_sjblack If it aint broke....

@_sjblack Only 33 players used since the start of 2024 🤝🏼

Most #AFLW players used by club (all time): 101 - GWS 99 - CAR 95 - FREO 93 - WB 92 - COLL 83 - MEL 82 - WCE 80 - GCS 79 - BRIS 75 - ADL 69 - RICH 68 - GEE 68 - STK 66 - NM 52 - SYD 51 - ESS, PORT 48 - HAW

@trysty13 Tool

Who should i do for my next top 20 artist

Its always the ones you most suspect

@TheICHpodcast People on 70k cant spare 20 percent you absolute deadshit

Kevin O’Leary reveals you’ll become a millionaire on $69,000/year by investing 20% of your paycheck each week👀 “Take 20% of your salary of $69,000 and put it into the market each week and don't touch it”

Changing the rule midseason because players are changing their play around the new rule introduced four weeks ago. Fuckin mickey mouse organisation this one.

@sara_k85 @Dylan_Trickey @RJB242 @AFL @kylieminogue @Telstra Year before- 2024 best pop dance recording

@Dylan_Trickey @RJB242 @AFL @kylieminogue @Telstra Didn’t she also win a Grammy last year?

KYLIE IS COMING HOME Australia’s own global music icon @kylieminogue will headline the @telstra Pre-Game Entertainment at the 2026 Toyota AFL Grand Final. #AFLGF More info: afl.com.au/news/1487640

Call your friends Big Dog

@missrobinson Yeah my 98 corolla doesnt have a 5g chip in it so they cant watch me!

Ooh just found out that cookers are pro-fuel because they think the government can control your EV remotely. They have no issue with oil being controlled by foreign despots.

@MusicBrownlow 3. Decode 2. Misery business 1. Still into you

Voting is open in the #DarcyParamooreMedal. We want to know your top three songs by Paramore. Give us your 3-2-1

@marzephyr12 @corporatedudes

@corporatedudes @FkYeahMatt

Best dad joke of all time just dropped

A lot of strong opinions on Kylie Minogue right now. Relax, my fellow middle aged white men. We're not the target demographic. Im sure we'll get another mediocre past their prime rock band soon. However, if she doesnt sing Did it again, I WILL burn this city to the ground.

huh; just realised i passed 5 years of sobriety a couple of days ago

Vossy hitting up seek tomorrow looking for work?

Voss made fun of Petty for being bald last week and Petty shows up with a fresh buzz Clearly that one cut deep

@katwatchesfilms @realvilejelly History film? Heist film**

@katwatchesfilms @realvilejelly Monica Bellucci, Monica Seles, Monica Lewinsky and Monica (the singer who probably has a last name but I dont know it) in an Oceans 11 style history film. Studios call me, I have a licence to print money ready to go

@katwatchesfilms @realvilejelly Monica Arnold apparently. And her cousin is Ludacris.