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[A GRUMPY OLD MAN IN GREEN GEAR LOGS INTO A COMPUTER FOR THE FIRST TIME. HE SEES AN X ON THE COMPUTER.]
"The fuck is a Twitter?"
[SOLDIER BOY JOINS PARODY TWITTER.]
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Soldier Boy!
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@v1withoutreason
SOLDIER BOY. America's first superhero. Who the fuck are you? (this is a parody! I have no affiliation with Amazon or The Boys.) (also I'M A MINOR.)
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@v1withoutreason “It’s…a weird little thing.”
[They stretch their arms a bit ]
“Does weirder things, one time it made me the size of a doll.”
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@v1withoutreason “Yeah, like it’s going to liste-“
[Theirs a faint glow from the sapphire, and it works.]
“Are you KIDDING ME!?”
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@SAPPHlRE_HERO ...
[He thinks.]
You look like an adult.
[He says, trying to... outsmart it.]
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@v1withoutreason “Yep. That’s why if someone calls me ‘childish’..”
[a gesture to themself ]
“This happens.”
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@v1withoutreason “Exactly! And now it’s probably mad at me.”
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@SAPPHlRE_HERO Thanks.
[He places the sapphire on the ground, and he strikes his shield down onto it.]
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@v1withoutreason [A sigh ]
“No I didn’t mean like that- you can still talk!”
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@SAPPHlRE_HERO I-
[He cuts himself off, realizing what they just said. He takes out a notepad, writing something. He then hands the notepad to them. It reads:]
"Is there any way I can help?]
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@v1withoutreason “Nope.”
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“Please don’t say anything..”
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@v1withoutreason “Well..”
[They take out the sapphire, toss it with surprising strength, and it comes back like a boomerang.]
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@v1withoutreason “No, the stupid thing hates my guts. Only listens when someone gives it a new way to screw with me..”
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@v1withoutreason [A sigh ]
“Look, this stupid gemstone has made me a child, but I’m usually 21!”
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@SAPPHlRE_HERO I.. Uh... Yeah.
[He hands the child a few dollars.]
Shouldn't you be with your parents right now?
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@v1withoutreason “Could you lend me some cash? I need a drink..”
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//i reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally like godzilla this made me reeeeeeeeally happy
Toho Kingdom@TohoKingdom
NOW It's OFFICIAL! youtu.be/8N9QN4X1pIk?si…
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"THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS" has officially concluded
Kane Parsons is the youngest director ever to have zero affiliation with this project whatsoever
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