Soldier Boy!
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Soldier Boy!
@v1withoutreason
SOLDIER BOY. America's first superhero. Who the fuck are you? (this is a parody! I have no affiliation with Amazon or The Boys.) (also im a minor.)

“Why are Russian names so intimidating?”


“…” [She leans her head forward a bit in a gesturing manner ]

//hi im gonna make a tier list cause im bored reply or like this post to be in it




Hey Mr. Puzzles @_PUZZLESVISION are you wearing diapers because you were mauled by a dingo that made you permanently bowel and bladder incontinent when you were three years old?

“I have no idea!” :D

“Most can’t, just me!”

“I was trying to seem normal..”


“And you’re an odd human! First instinct isn’t usually to pet.”

[Doesn’t move, just letting him pet the fluffiness. ]

[The deer just continues to stare up at him]





