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This might be the time to let yall know that I have started writing a dunkaerion fic

his reaction to aerion cracking nuts, please give this man a cigarette 😭

@muteyarroz It’s that frontal lobe I developed last week 😔💔

@vikmaxing How does it feel being an old man? /j

Addicted to using hashtags man I gotta stop I’ve even been saying “hashtag” out loud

@soaringdelusion I’m sending it in texts as if that does anything 😭

@vikmaxing SAME it’s all over my messages and I’ve been saying it so much 😔

@SoulEmissaryy I only have so many characters but I can tell u that Dunk fails to avoid ALL reactions when Aerion starts dressing more revealing.. the other students don’t know why he’s been giving lectures from behind his desk instead of standing at the board

@vikmaxing Carry on I’m almost done

Teacher/professor Dunk having been warned about how cruel the new Targaryen in his class is, so when Aerion starts very obviously trying to seduce him Dunk thinks “the boy is mocking me 😑 I won’t give him a reaction” Meanwhile this is Aerion every time Dunk rolls up his sleeves

I totally forgot about the part where he gets hard from dunk smacking him smh… I guess I’ll have to write two fics bc I can’t just write NO boypussy aerion that’s insane

Reread my fic and realized I’ve been vague enough about what’s in Aerion’s pants that I wouldn’t have to revise anything to give him a puss tho I would feel bad for misleading tags… much to consider

@yaoismus Would need another 200+ to keep dunk from picking him up #iktr

@vikmaxing he's so tiny someone would snatch him without the additional weight i fear

Why and how did Aerion “chainmail tank top” Targaryen bring two daggers and a sword to a puppet show. Just strolling around 30lbs heavier for no reason at all man he’s so annoying I miss him

@FanOfCosas I think I might have already given him a dick in what I’ve posted 😔💔

@vikmaxing Trans aerion maybe ?

Lowkey regret not making my fic omegaverse simply because I want to write them having babies sooooo bad

@lenlola420 Yeahh that’s what the post originally was but I just like the idea of Aerion and Valarr making out lmfao

@vikmaxing would be funnier if they were fooling around with EACHOTHER btw, as relations between cousins weren't frowned upon in westeros at all (or in our world historically speaking lol) but dunkaerionling on dunkaerionling crime? see that's *different*

Dunk being absolutely horrified when he finds out his children have been fooling around with their cousins while Aerion thinks he’s being ridiculous bc “Everyone here does that. I did.” and now Dunk is freaking out for multiple reasons

@vikmaxing All of Dunc's kids being giants and everyone is fighting to get them. Aerion's looks, Dunc's size, they're all competent and most are kind. Marrying them and getting a connection to the Targaryen family would be a dream. These kids are the most wanted suitors

@sorvetedremora Instead of lack of sex it’s lack of womb 🙂‍↕️

@vikmaxing immaculate conception aerion

@SoulEmissaryy Putting that poor man through the ringer… lowkey #deserved

@vikmaxing Make Aerion get hit by mpreg spell

facecard so lethal it is remembered decades later, hilarious

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