Westfield Mall SF

Today at the mall: banal capitalism and unexpected pockets of air that include the strong odor of cologne. #SocialistsWelcome

Want to save money this holiday season? Come to the #mall for free perfume samples. Then use our free wrapping service and gift them to friends and family. Nothing says I love you like a gift you got for free! #christmassale #Christmas2018 #savingmoney

Get away from the smoke outside and come choke on our perfume at the mall!

@sirccchar @JambaJuice Bring a @Cinnabon and ask them to throw it in! #secretmenu

@sirccchar @JambaJuice We've never seen someone so serious about @JambaJuice! Be careful of those Wheatgrass shots, they are made from pure ground hedgehogs.

@cmb13 @WestfieldSFC Oh, we have a robot to help you at the mall. Have you found instant help on Twitter before? How can I make you feel better?#readingisfun

@cmb13 @WestfieldSFC I hope you enjoyed our parody responses and didn't take them too seriously. The parodiness is disclosed in my profile's description. #readme

@cmb13 You can also count on the deliciousness of @Cinnabon. And great news, they take credit cards... so no need for those useless ATMs!

@cmb13 We are fully aware of the broken and fictional ATMs. We designed the mall for you to deposit your money in, not withdraw it. #trickATMs

@aeec @maerdot @HerStylerHQ We are working to eject them from the mall! We believe the only insults you should suffer at the mall are to your arteries. @Cinnabon 👀

@ajlfx @HomeDepot @Walmart @Target @BedBathBeyond @westfieldlondon We've had VR for years!! Just ride the escalator & eat a @Cinnabon. It feels like you're burning calories, but that's our "virtual" reality.

@craiglcalhoun That's a secret @Cinnabon perk. After you order 1,000 lifetime 'bons you can just order the raw syrup, you even get a free jumbo straw!

@JSFashionista @TasteMYChina @AFCO @GGRASF @EatGuideSF @onlyinsf @VisitCA Thanks so much for coming into the heart of the American cultural experience, the mall, and ordering Chinese food. #tradedeficit #jobs

@nateserk pepper has helped thousands. He never sleeps and is very friendly. He replaced our old mall educator RudeAlbert. Your job is next!

The @WSJ & mall tracking: We ONLY track # of shoppers and the total amount (in pounds) of 💩 they produce to forecast # of @Cinnabon stores.

Fun Fact: Our mall cops are sworn in on the @Cinnabon secret fryer manual. Trust us, nothing tastes that good unless it is fried.

We have been purchased by @salesforce. We are now ForceMaxTower2. 162 stories will be added by 2019 for a gigantic waterslide, $292/ride.

@nichobby Pepper is great, right? Just make sure to never try and shake the left hand though, that's the universal robot signal for kill.

Just had my first conversation with pepper at @westfieldsf mall #ai #ux #pepper #SanFrancisco

@_gordee did you confront the security guard and express your opinions? That's what people did before Twitter. Be a force for change Gordon!