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@mrs_g_rider I swear to god that he is.

I'm not the only one who pictured Coach Wiebe as Black, right? I went back to reread it and I don't know why I automatically thought, "This is a brotha," but I did.

@JohnCleese How? They can just walk right in. They could even silly walk right in, if you were still relevant.

This is absurd How could a Jew walk into a mosque to vote in a British election, without feeling trepidation Some people fail to remember that assimilation depends on both side making concessions. If one side makes all the concessions, and the other makes none at all, it's not assimilation

Hey, @NYTGames! Today’s Wordle is a repeat. Is this the first time this has happened?

@DHSgov A liar told you this.

ICE did NOT target a child. The child was ABANDONED. On January 20, ICE conducted a targeted operation to arrest Adrian Alexander Conejo Arias an illegal alien from Ecuador who was RELEASED into the U.S. by the Biden administration. As agents approached the driver Adrian Alexander Conejo Arias, fled on foot—abandoning his child. For the child’s safety, one of our ICE officers remained with the child while the other officers apprehended Conejo Arias.   Parents are asked if they want to be removed with their children, or ICE will place the children with a safe person the parent designates. This is consistent with past administration’s immigration enforcement. Parents can take control of their departure and receive a free flight and $2,600 with the CBP Home app. By using the CBP Home app illegal aliens reserve the chance to come back the right legal way.

I feel like this deserves an Atlanta show. @Interruptweets

I was gonna come up with something pithy to dunk on @RealDeanCain for joining ICE, but then I looked through the last five years of his IMDB, and I can’t come up with anything more mortifying than that.

@JDVance But is she wrong?

This isn’t just sick; it’s actually genocidal language. What a disgrace this person is.

@TipsyPianoBar @CarolLeonnig @SecretService I’m sorry. Do you think that federal workers don’t exist? 😂😂😂

@xixie @CarolLeonnig @SecretService They arent real people. They cant open it. Or they are deceased.

Here's one creative way @SecretService managers told agents to respond to Elon Musk's surprise email demanding hat fed employees list their 5 accomplishments last week. Sources said it was designed to avoid agents sharing sensitive and classified details of their work protecting @POTUS, the White House and more. washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/02…

@TipsyPianoBar @CarolLeonnig @SecretService If that were true they wouldn’t have posted the whole thing on Twitter. They would have kept it quiet, sent the email, and then checked to see who saw it. 🙄🙄🙄

@CarolLeonnig @SecretService These people are too stupid to realize they are fishing for the unopened, unread emails. 🙄 yall have the brains of Labradors.

BREAKING: CNN’s Elle Reeve just did some interviews in rural Georgia where 90% of the county’s voters vote Republican. The answers Elle received will shock you. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this stunning report.

BREAKING: In a stunning display of strength, trucks are rolling out their Kamala Harris and USA flags to redefine what it means to be an American patriot. Retweet so all Americans see this. twitter.com/Canaansdad1987…

“Hide yo cats. Hide yo dog!” #DonaldTrump, probably #presidentialdebate #Kamala4President2024

They cancelled Dead Boy Detectives. 😢😡😢😡We can’t have anything nice. #SaveDeadBoyDetectives

It’s really nice to see the DNC on the forefront of a thriving blazer industry. Just a sea of blue and other muted jackets. #DNC2024 #Kamala #BusinessCauz

LIL JON IN DA GEORGIA HOUSE #DNC2024CHICAGO

Between #flavorflav and #Snoop, maybe we should fill all our ambassadorial positions with old school rappers. #OlympicGames

This is how I found my cat this morning. Dead asleep with her feet in the air.

Gonna celebrate this Independence Day with a viewing of one of the greatest American films ever made #Tremors.

I agree! Romeo and Juliet should only be performed as it was intended: with young boys playing all the female parts. We absolutely must end this woke casting. I blame Zeffirelli.