The ORIGINAL (un)Surlypoet

Why do I elevate weed far above alcohol? Simple. Stupid drunks fight all the time over nothing. Want an example of your average weed fight? Here you go. "Dude, you ate the last slice of pizza. You are a dick." Then they both laugh, burn another bowl, and order another pizza.

@MattPinner_ A Morris Minor?

If Queen Elizabeth was a Rolls Royce what is King Charles?

@RelentlesSheep Made me laugh.

#UFC Is a man!

@danawhite, you've done stuff I don't agree with, but luckily more I do. One thing's for sure. ANYONE questioning YOUR patriotism is less than cordially invited to eat shit and swallow farts. Thank you for #UFC #Freedom250. I've been around for Haley's Comet and this equals that.

President @realDonaldTrump, though it was YOUR birthday you unselfishly gave all patriotic Americans an amazing present with #UFC #Freedom250. Thank you, sir. Now if only all the hateful anti-American sacks of shit would magically disappear...yeah, I know. Too much to hope for.

@Justin_Gaethje, you did America proud. You showed how true patriots are willing to die for the cause of freedom, and YOUR own determination to win it all or die trying. Those who matter in America salute you. As for those who don't, well, who cares about those useless bitches?

#UFC #Freedom250 last night at the #WhiteHouse as opposed to a handful of useless anti-American leftist scumbags thinking anyone cared about their antics, has never provided a more clear delineation between REAL PATRIOTIC FIGHTERS who KICK ass, and sickos who take it UP the ass.

@TiffanyFong I might propose marriage.

@SebGorka Lying liars lie because nowhere within demons can truth be found.

🚨🚨JUST IN: In response to Josh Hokit calling Michelle Obama a man, the Democrats have released a photo proving that Michelle Obama is a woman.

@Pro__Trading Made me laugh.

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Meet Corporal Opha May, the official Devil Dog mascot of Parris Island! 🐾 Born to lead, trained to inspire. Respect the uniform, love the loyalty. 🇺🇸❤️

The fire is lit. Bring your wood to the pile

Why would the MSN ignore a great hero?

This is Rosalie, Rosalie is 107 years old and wants to wish @POTUS a very happy and blessed birthday. Her Instagram account is Rosaliecianelli

🇺🇸The honest truth.🇺🇸

@Brookltnwilliw #Patriotism #Trumps #Perversion.

Biden White House 2024 vs Trump White House 2026 We are not the same🇺🇸

Nailed It..

My name is Jose Garcia Acosta. I am a United States Navy Chief. I am also Apache as my grandfather is from the Mescalero Apache tribe. Someone said it is disgraceful for me to wear a uniform for the USA if I am Native American. Let me tell you this. I am Apache and American. We do not come up with excuses not to serve or go to battle for our people." Photo via: Native American History