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spill time: makeup edition 🌺 mau iseng bagi2 info buat kalian cewe2, enjoyyy💕 all links yg aku share di thread adalah product yg aku bener2 pake sehari2, so no tipu2 ya 👇

@NoContextHumans nonna is always on duty

@ZakzR i would be crashed out so bad

Was craving a pie so I ordered a pie but it wasn’t enough for the delivery minimum so I added random shit I don’t need. Reader, they delivered everything except my pie 🫠

@Polymarket i dont feel good about this

NEW: Apple is reportedly planning camera-equipped AirPods for 2027.

@kosherjellyfish what😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ocbc bank app has a new feature

@Dexerto i need to see the demo

A self-driving robot toilet that drives to your bed, washes and dries you, then returns to its dock to clean itself has been unveiled in China Reports suggest it could cost around $4,000, depending on the model

@HumansNoContext grandpa still got it

Smoothest move ever

@goskiz0 he’s doing a classic upselling technique, probably will redirect you to buy mac instead

I was at the Apple Store and I brought up the idea of buying an iPad to the employee and he was like don’t do it you’ll use it like once

@FlyMafernanda that’s very poetic

hoje aprendi um novo insulto no trabalho "trabalhar com vc é como trabalhar sozinho, porém mais difícil"

@MrFoodies cholesterol level???

Man eats 224 eggs in a week and shows his results

@tamika47488 girl you’re probably stressing her out

小1の娘ですが白髪がたくさんあります。 これって何か問題あるのでしょうか？ 医療関係の方わかれば教えて欲しいです！

@Dog__Dog0 he’s a good boyyy look at his smile 🥰🥰🥰

The dog is shown places in the house that he has not yet seen

@tufpraise i just hope she’s protected

I know her parents didn’t name her Mexican scientist. Tf be up with these headlines? It’s 2026.

@glindaupland she really won at life

THE BACK SCRATCHES?! THE HAND PLACEMENT?! MISS DUA LIPA?!

@Nithya_Shrii if they are nice people then i dont mind hanging out with them, since i dont really socialize much

Coworkers get so offended that you don’t want to hang out after the job.. I’m literally only here for the money.

mfs bout to start getting grammy nominations before inkigayo wins

TRUMP: IRAN MOU IS NOT FINAL, IF I DON'T LIKE AGREEMENT WE WILL GO BACK TO DROPPING BOMBS

BTS drops teaser for the 'Merry Go Round' Spotify music video.

@RaminNasibov do people remember friendster????

First social media you ever used?

🛡️ Gempa M3.2 Guncang Palu Gempa magnitudo 3.2 terjadi sekitar 52 km tenggara Palu. BMKG pantau aktivitas seismik. Warga diimbau waspada meski tak berpotensi tsunami.

🏦 Maybank Indonesia Rencanakan Akuisisi Asuransi Etiqa PT Bank Maybank Indonesia Tbk (BNII) bakal ambil alih saham PT Asuransi Etiqa Internasional Indonesia. Langkah strategis perkuat portofolio keuangan. Menurutmu, ini peluang positif buat sektor perbankan Indonesia?