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During his first cavs stint LeBron should’ve rested the first three games of a series so he could be first to come back from 0-3

@Tyler_A_Harper Gay

In which I make the case that Miller Lite is the anecdote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences and has come to confuse this empty, hedonistic quest with being cultured. theatlantic.com/culture/2026/0…

@twittoslambda_ @augustjsmith Yup

@ASAP_Ferrell @augustjsmith Nope

lowkey a nice typeface on the plane seat

Once you go to Cambodia you’ll wanna beat your dick with your bare hands

@MeidasTouch Good to see Dan Crenshaw do the right thing for a change

BREAKING: Judge Crenshaw has DISMISSED the indictment of Kilmar Abrego Garcia based on selective and vindictive prosecution. Abrego Garcia’s attorney, Sean Hecker, responds: “We are going to savor this one. Our client, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, is freed of these outrageous, vindictive charges. It’s a good day.”

@kenklippenstein Is this because of the cult she’s in?

Tulsi Gabbard's resignation letter 👇

When critics pointed out black-and-white factual errors from the beginning to the end of the NYT’s “Screams Without Words,” one of the most consequential fabrications in the paper’s history, used to justify a genocide, the paper steadfastly refused to address them. Only when video evidence emerged directly contradicting part of it did they offer a soft “update” to the piece. Note how differently critics of the Kristof piece are treated. Where the original article did not interview a single victim, Kristof spoke to 14, all corroborated in other ways too. The critics do not challenge a single fact, instead they argue that the behavior described is simply impossible, or dogs would never do that, and all the witnesses and victims are biased against Israel and should not be listened to. Not a single honest criticism of what he has reported has been presented that contradicts the facts he laid out. Yet those critics — who hysterically impugn his character and even in many cases suggest he should be executed — get a polite and respectful reply from the Times. (And in their reply they double down on their old Screams piece, stridently and without evidence.)

It’s a grown ass man damn near 40 salivating at wearing these with a rugrats coat in North Carolina right now

@lisco_2000 You quoted a tweet that says people did that before the pandemic

we need to talk about pandemic-era nba twitter like genuinely what the hell actually was that

I love a female who has a great smile. #randomthought

@Zemamema @washedwiz Slop

@washedwiz This shit takes 2 minutes

Mid 2010s millennial minimalism slop 😢

@killmefam Pump it up to 5'11 and you’re set

Just updated my dating profile bio. Need constructive criticism. Let me know thanks.

@1bird_d Or content moderation

cs2 is the biggest game on steam and just doesn't have an anti cheat of any kind it's kind of incredible

@seandoherty It’s cute when silicone valley people that constantly call SF a crime ridden shit hole try and insult other cities

probably just a bait tweet but like. why would you have to take an uber to get a bagel. I can get a bagel from like six different places within five blocks. the train is 3 bucks. why is the bagel 15 dollars. most importantly why is the uber back 15 dollars cheaper. is she ok

Cheese on Toast by Dave