Alex

@Dudes_4K @churchill_dan The creamy nipple.

@churchill_dan What's their workout routine?

Hybrid boys week in Austin

@billymooreAPBD For someone who had cancer, your acting the bollox on a young lad just doing his job. You twat.

This elderly man was targeted today (easy victim) by some cowardly young bum squeak who works for Liverpool City Council, he was dishing out fines on County Road in Liverpool!! This area is socially and economically deprived, people are skint and haven’t got a pot to piss in!! The man put a cigarette butt down a grid and was fined £150!! The council litter police, who was a proper jobs worth by the way, would not dare approach someone who would tell him to just fuck off because he hasn’t got the balls!!

@Skxptxk @RobLipsett @Bazro10 There is no such thing as Himalayan sea salt.

@RobLipsett @Bazro10 Why not normal sea salt?

I could eat this meal daily for the rest of my life and never get tired of it

@MasculinityAce Shove your capsules up your poop shoot.

A 95-year-old man who slept with over 300 women told me this once on his deathbed: He looked at me and laughed. "Wow... the biggest lie men believe is that women go months without s£x." Then he looked at me and said: “Let me tell you the dark truths about female nature that most men discover too late.” Here are the 5 dark truths about female nature:

@RobLipsett Is this an ad #asai?

Spoke at an event in Dublin yesterday Afterwards I was chatting to a group of college students who were interning for the event company They were all talking about using ChatGPT for assignments… and how lecturers are now actively trying to catch it I asked if they’d tried Claude, specifically Claude Cowork, as it tends to be better for writing and sounds less like typical AI They all said what’s Claude lol Took me by surprise We are still ridiculously early

@_TomWelton @siphillipssport He actually said it. I'll try find the clip

@siphillipssport Is this an actual quote though or just made up drivel ?

Liam Rosenior's former Hull team mate, Kevin Kilbane: "He’s unrecognisable to the player and the person I knew. It’s like he’s swallowed a psychologist’s manual or a sporting mentor’s memoir. To me, everything he says is waffle, drivel, nothing."

@MartienBall @cfbayern No were not. Stop trying to off load your hospital bed Bayern.

🚨🔴 | Manchester United are interested in signing Alphonso Davies in the summer transfer window. Bayern Munich are willing to listen to offers if clubs make an approach for him. [@cfbayern]

@FPL_Barbossa Murphy says no 🤷🏼‍♂️

Thiaw goal would be classic FPL

@FabrizioRomano Missing a new manager. You will see in the summer 😉

🚨 Pep Guardiola when asked what is missing from Man City squad now: “I know, I know it… I will NOT tell you”. “But I know. The players know it”.

@LetsTalk_FPL Holding on Amad was worse but nothing given. Make it make sense.

Maguire sent off… Bournemouth pen.

@utdreport Holding on Amad worse but nothing given. Make it make sense.

77' - Bournemouth penalty, Maguire is sent off.

@MartinFPL9 @FFScout Has to be. Ownership bias internally if not.

@FFScout Assist Bruno?

⚽ | OWN GOAL - Hill 🍒 Bournemouth 1-2 Man Utd 👹 #FPL | #BOUMUN

@FabrizioRomano Chelsea butchers.

🚨⚠️ Bradley Barcola has suffered severe ligament sprain on his right ankle during match vs Chelsea. He is set to be unavailable for the coming weeks, PSG confirm. Barcola will also miss France call. 🇫🇷❌

Luxury cognac: Martell L’Or Cognac, valued at $4,950 USD.

@kylefunk17 @Eminem Damn you haven't heard Devils night or D12 World yet 💀💀😝

@Eminem You on the D12 album?

"Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back" Eminem.lnk.to/STANChains

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Faker than her hair.

She got triggered so fast

@ifiona1036 @BBCSport @F1 Shocking? You sound clueless.

@BBCSport Shocking news from F1! Canceling Bahrain & Saudi GPs amid Middle East tensions is a huge blow. Safety first, but what does this mean for the 2026 championship? Thoughts, racing fans? 🏎️💨 #F1 #MiddleEastWar @F1 @BBCSport

Formula 1 has concluded after "careful evaluations" that it is not safe to hold either race because of the ongoing conflict across the region. They were both set to take place in April.

@solo_levelingx Stupid farmer.

Went on a date with a cute beautiful 19 year old with bright green eyes, kissed and she wants to be my GF She already had sex with 3 men at age 19 This happens every FUCKING time and they ask me why I'm still single

@NizaarKinsella Petty. Have a look at your own players.

🚨Rosenior says he will complain to PGMO about the referee standing in the centre of their pre-match huddle. bbc.co.uk/sport/articles…

@rtenews Why not deport and ban from the country. Much cheaper.

A doctor who raped a nurse, as she was sleeping on a couch at a friend's apartment, has been jailed for eight years today rte.ie/news/courts/20…