Alaknár Mordorán

@dieworkwear Where's the GoFundMe to make this happen?

imagine if i happened to be a trillionaire and bought twitter and 80% of the stuff on this site was just about big pants. you couldn't escape it. just an endless deluge of big pants propaganda

@weeniestwee It's just something that little bastard does. My first penta was on Teemo too.

#leaguetwt teemo main tings

@iamAtheistGirl Or "Fey", short for "Feynman". Gives you the added bonus of being able to shout "GET BACK HERE, DICK!!" when he inevitably steals food from you!

what about calling him Sagan?

churu brave ❤️

@iamAtheistGirl Look, he's just keeping the Churro for later!

i can’t wait for him to allow me to clean up his baby face 😞 but he’s so so much better

@SnipersEdge69 @iamAtheistGirl This is actually excellent advice. As long as funds allow it, taking care of two cats is *easier* than taking care of one! They'll handle play time and snuggles just fine on their own when their human isn't around. :)

@iamAtheistGirl Get him a brother or sister. We were getting a dog and wife asked if we could have two. Don't ask me that, I will take a houseful of any animal. They can fight but sleep side by side. They are sisters from the same litter.

kitty breakfast

@cortezmin1 @WaldemarRomano2 Masakry masakrami, bez przywództwa sami ludzie nic nie zrobią. A przywództwa opozycji już praktycznie nie ma.

@Alaknar @WaldemarRomano2 Aż tak duża skala tych masakr wewnatrz kraju? Są jakieś źródła gdzie można się dowiedzieć co i jak. Trochę lepsze niż ten spaślak szewko który IRGC to codziennie obciagal żeby tylko trumpowi przykrość zrobic xd

Po słowach Donalda Trumpa, który wprost zasugerował, że to inne państwa powinny „zająć się” odblokowaniem strategicznego szlaku… świat nie czekał długo z reakcją. Ponad 40 krajów — w tym Polska — usiadło do wspólnego stołu,całość koordynowała brytyjska dyplomacja.

@cortezmin1 @WaldemarRomano2 Na razie IRGC się nauczyli, że nie ma sensu być grzecznymi i rozmawiać z USA udając cywilizowanych, więc aktualnie kompletnie masakrują opozycję. Będzie tylko gorzej.

@Alaknar @WaldemarRomano2 Niestety powinien był być zaatakować w epicentrum protestów, tu się zgadzam. Jedyna nadzieja w tym ze przy potencjale jaki zmobilizowali, uda im się jeszcze dograć dobry układ ze środowiskami spoza IRGC (prezydent Iranu np.).

Holy shit, Marco Rubio would hate it if you retweeted

@cortezmin1 @WaldemarRomano2 Wystarczyło nie doprowadzać do blokady. Albo sensownie zaplanować atak. Wystarczyło zrobić COKOLWIEK poza tym, co zrobił Trump.

@WaldemarRomano2 I co uradzili ze będą się opłacać jebanym zbirom z IRGC ? Super, wielki sukces xd

@miaaowing Macs drive me insane with some of their bullshit. How do people call them easy do use if you can't even switch apps (Alt+Tab) using the touchpad??

how the fuck do you mac nerds live without a dedicated delete key im losing my mind here

@miaaowing @bloodelfalways I'm sure he would, if he understood what "elaborate" means...

@bloodelfalways elaborate?

i will be daily driving the MacBook Neo for the next two weeks, professionally. I work in IT, and need to decide whether the Neo will be a viable device long-term. I will try to document all of my thoughts about it, bar usual MacOS bullshit

@real_Miroslav @Number10cat Are you blaming NATO for the actions od of specific NATO members...? Do you also consider yourself personally responsible for what the Hlinka Guard did?

@Alaknar @Number10cat Yes, you indeed don't know. The number of UN members never attacked by any member of NATO is actually smaller than the number of NATO members. Blaming the UN is ignoring the huge pile of neocolonial corpses and rivers of blood.

Founded by statesmen; stronger than "strongmen"

@real_Miroslav @Number10cat You're confusing NATO with... I don't know, UN? NATO, in its entire history, took part in ONE war.

@Number10cat Founded by war criminals, led by Nazis, committing war crimes around the world for 77 years and still going strong

@Northsider1060 @JupiterKunt @micyoung75 You already have sovereign bases, and had them since the 50s. Are you suggesting Trump is so incompetent he created a whole diplomatic crisis out of sheer ignorance?

@JupiterKunt @micyoung75 Sovereign bases isn’t stealing Greenland. They wont even do that. We offered to buy it too

The Denmark detail is the one that should stop people cold. NATO allies had to genuinely war-game shooting down American planes. Some of their military leaders still haven't fully processed having run that exercise. The most popular app in the country identified American products to avoid buying. And now Trump is demanding - his word - those same allies solve the Strait of Hormuz problem his war created. NATO invoked Article 5 once. For us. Their soldiers died in Afghanistan. He told reporters they stayed "a little back." Their governments remember that. They've drawn the conclusions and they aren't reversible.

@iamAtheistGirl He's so cute!!!

🚨 OFFICIAL KITTY UPDATE 🚨 sleeping sleeping sleeping around 5am got up ate some wet food drank a lot of water saw another kitty in the mirror and was so brave inspected the bedroom went back to sleep sleeping sleeping just ate more wet food and drank a lot more water his eyes are all clear now (yesterday they were almost matted shut) but the baby nose is still dry and crusty antibiotics are definitely working needs more sleep 😴 i walked in while kitty was drinking and no running in fear so yay this is kitty safely back in the carrier

Pysanka, the Ukrainian tradition and art of decorating eggs with wax and dye.

@iamAtheistGirl Listen, I'm gonna need approximately ONE BILLION PHOTOS of this cat by the end of the month. Please get on it ASAP.

leaving the neighborhood to go to the store and at the exact same time my neighbor (same dog rescuing neighbor) was coming in and this little kitten just walked in front of his car and stood there all i saw was the kitten i didn’t even realize it was my neighbor at first kitty’s eyes are all yucky and his nose is all yucky and he’s so skinny so we got him into a kitty bag and i took him to the vet. he got antibiotics and vitamins and the vet said he’s not your kitten right? and i said yeah i just found him and the vet said well he’s yours now so the grocery store became the pet store and i’m gonna get this little guy all happy, fat, and shiny ✨

can confirm the croatian cat distribution system is working

I'm sure if these movies are made today, you would definitely see idiots like the critical drinker make these types of comments if not these exact comments about the women in those movies On Sarah Connor (Terminator 2): ​"T2 is Patient Zero for the woke mind virus. They turned a perfectly fine damsel from the first movie into this insufferable girlboss who beats up male orderlies and treats everyone around her like garbage. Peak misandry." ​"Notice how they emasculate every male character to make Sarah look better? The Terminator is literally cucked into being her obedient robot dog, while she struts around acting like the alpha. It's just feminist propaganda trying to destroy traditional gender dynamics." ​"Sarah Connor is basically the original DEI hire of the Resistance. John Connor is supposed to be the literal savior of humanity, but they constantly sideline the male lead just to push 'the message' and make his mom the real hero. Forced diversity at its finest." ​"They gave her this absurdly hyper-masculine physique to push a radical feminist agenda. Real women do not look or act like that. It's pure copium from Hollywood trying to pretend a 130lb woman can realistically out-muscle trained SWAT teams." ​"The whole movie is ruined by her preachy, woke monologues. She literally stands there holding a gun and lectures men about how they 'don't know what it's like to create life.' So heavy-handed and anti-male. Get woke, go broke." ​On Ellen Ripley (Alien / Aliens): ​"Ripley surviving the Nostromo over all the capable male crew members was pure DEI plotting. Now in the sequel, they double down and make her the ultimate girlboss who has to step in and save a bunch of incompetent, beta-male Colonial Marines? Give me a break." ​"The mech-suit fight with the Queen Alien is just heavy-handed feminist symbolism. It's literally a 'mother vs. mother' catfight designed to completely erase male heroism from the sci-fi genre. Pure pandering to modern audiences." ​"Notice the agenda here? The only competent people in the movie are a woman and a little girl, while the corporate guy is evil and the highly trained male marines immediately panic and fall apart. It’s completely woke, anti-male writing masking as a monster movie." ​"Ripley exudes toxic femininity. She’s abrasive, constantly challenges the actual alpha males in the room, and somehow the script still rewards her for it by making her right every single time. A total self-insert fantasy for angry feminists." ​"No biological woman is casually strapping a pulse rifle to a flamethrower and successfully hunting down a Xenomorph hive by herself. They completely broke the established lore to push 'the message.' It's not stunning or brave, it's just lazy woke writing trying to humiliate men."