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Because if I put my book on everything ppl are bound to see/notice it. Also my friends and neighbors have book merch and now walk around as free advertising for me lol

Omg not Lucifer being a hover dad trynna make sure his apple dumplings are healthy and hydrated lol

@cello_likes_vox @Vomoltron No! None of that! Shame on you! You get a spanking!

@Vomoltron You DON'T get it. Lucifer has NO RING this means he's in an active relationship with CHAZ. #ChazApple

What did I tell you

The Chromodoris sea slug looks to be in the holiday spirit

@cello_likes_vox @decoradoomed 🥕

@decoradoomed what if I asked? :<

Ok. Nobody asked.

Didn't complete my walk today 😅 saw deer and turned around and came home. They make me nervous. The deer here are so used to ppl they come right up us, but there's certain times of year that deer get insanely aggressive and I'd rather not be taken out by a deer. How lame lol

@ItIsSimpleton @DzintraSullivan Either way it's both hilarious and just...ewww lmao

@AlienAnatomyTC @DzintraSullivan I see your Robinhood Men in Moist Tights and raise you Robinhood Moist Men in Tights 😏

A few good, moist, men. Silence of the moist lamb. Moist Toy Story.

@byMorganWright It's between the first and third choice but I think 3 cuz I will bloody well make time for uninterrupted reading whenever I choose.

Hard choice… but I think I’d pick number 1🤔. You👀??

@Assybi_ Pretty sure he was only a prisoner for like a day and since he had some time with Vel I'm sure he was allowed go pee. Plus Vox also left him alone somewhere while he went off to sing brighter. Al couldn't escape without breaking the deal anyway so 🤷‍♀️

How did Alastor use the bathroom and shower? Did he eat did vox feed him? Did vox fix his clothes or did he have velvette do it? I have so many questions

Isn't this crazy? This emphasis on Lucifer and Alastor being fathers.... can they marry already?! #radioapple

@ArmentaRod96 Furthermore he went to Rosie for her cannibals so she knew what he was planning and said nothing about the difference in power an arc angel has. She seriously should have mentioned that he wouldn't be able to take on Adam.

If Rosie had mentioned to Alastor that the power she gave him had limitations and could not stand against the power of an archangel like Adam, Alastor would not have that wound in his chest or would have devised a better plan without getting hurt 📻 🙂‍↕️ #Alastor #HazbinHotel

@decoradoomed Technically they did lo they each have a room and ... that whole top floor?

i cant believe these two are in mortal danger with their captor right there and they still cant stop staring at each other alastor and lucifer really do just need to get a room

@sabriel54 Idk but I keep picturing old man nose hair trimmer cuz my grandfather was from thay time period and had a box like that which contained castor oil for his hair, a comb, beard trimmer, tweezers, and nose hair trimmer 😅

@AlienAnatomyTC Makes you wonder what's in the trinket box?

No way is Alastor unclean. His room is immaculate, he has a vanity, and he clearly cares about his appearance. Look at the mirrors everywhere. He's so vein. I also don't think all those bottles are alcohol. I suspect the stuff on his vanity is for grooming. #Alastor #hazbinhotel

Holy shit I found it

@ellisson628483h I think he changed the spelling in death to match that cuz he was well read but his name in life might have been Aleister which isn't all that uncommon of a name

As someone with an unusual name, I can say with confidence that parents usually look up name meanings to make sure their kid won’t have a hard time. So who the fuck, in their right mind, names their son “Alastor”?

"People all over the world have been waiting for him for centuries..." ☀️🥁 Seeing how far Luffy and the crew have come is unreal.

How my brothers and I grew up 😅 too poor for beds so just a comforter on the living room floor and some pillows and slept like a pile of kittens

@Postsemreh @stZathehuman You'd eat it lol don't lie

@stZathehuman I dunno. Not top tier if it has broccoli.

hey @Postsemreh o hell yeah

Why did you stop writing? I got the sudden feeling I was being watched and judged? You live alone. I have cats....they watch and they judge. (My cats looking at me as I type) #writer