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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸

@ItIsSimpleton

Just a #GirlDad playing videogames for fun and dropping the occasional #DadJoke. “It’s not that hard. Put a ton of simple in it.”

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My first thought after watching the trailer for the new #HarryPotter series on @HBO after “this looks good. I’m in. gg @jk_rowling ” was “There should be a sequel Harry Potter show where Harry is at peak Auror form investigating dark magic crimes and he looks like Henry Cavill and the vibe is like Hannibal.”
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Do not watch the Peaky Blinders movie The Immortal Man on @Netflix. Do yourself a favor and let Peaky Blinders the series be the last time you saw Tommy.
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I borrowed 50k from Dad and 50k from Mum to buy a laptop that costs 97k. After the purchase, I had 3k left. I returned 1k to Dad and 1k to Mum, and I reserved 1k for myself. I now owe Dad 49k and Mum 49k also. 49k + 49k = 98k plus 1k I reserved for myself, which is 99k. So where did 1k go..?
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My favorite Chuck Norris memorial post: “At 86, Chuck Norris challenges god to a fight. On god’s turf.”
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Weeb question…So in One Piece…about 1000 years ago when the Going Merry passed…was Luffy tapping into Nika’s reality bending powers and that’s why the little ship gained some sentience to say goodbye? I feel like Luffy’s had a slow leak this whole time.
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I just did a little quiz on Bing and I realized that everything I know about Australia’s Great Barrier Reef I learned from Finding Nemo.
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Halfway through War Machine on @netflix I was waiting for 81 to a find a m@th4f(){!ng Gundamn in the mountains…retcon this to be a live action Gundam prequel.
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I wonder if anyone is working on an AI astronaut. So they can send them at high velocity to other planets for exploration…
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I really hope the Man on Fire series coming to @netflix april 30th is good. I’m already going in angry they messing with this Denzel classic but I’ll give it the good ol 4 episode test.
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Now that NOS4A2 is on @netflix I am finally watching it…I don’t know how far I can make it with listening to the people from Haverhill using whatever accent that is…
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Microsoft has filed a patent for an AI-assisted Xbox feature. It would let AI or trained human helpers briefly take over your game when you're stuck on a tough part, such as a hard boss or puzzle. They aim to replace pausing the game and searching YouTube tutorials, making games more accessible.
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