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Allison L. Bitz-๐ŸŒˆ (Not here, find me elsewhere)

@AllisonLBitz

Author, The Unstoppable Bridget Bloom (out now!) & Three Things About Emmy Crawford (HarperTeen, 10/1/2024). Licensed psychologist. she/her #loveislove

Lincoln, NE ๊ฐ€์ž…์ผ AฤŸustos 2014
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Allison L. Bitz-๐ŸŒˆ (Not here, find me elsewhere)
Allison L. Bitz-๐ŸŒˆ (Not here, find me elsewhere)@AllisonLBitzยท
Lifetime achievement: I went to Barnes and Noble and my book was there and then I watched someone I didn't know BUY IT. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ (and daughter said she saw another person in the store with one). WHAT IS THIS LIFE?! (btw, signed copies now at B & N, O St, #lnk)
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Iโ€™m guessing no one is working today, yeah?
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Here is my precious 90 year old grandpa Bob, two time Trump voter who flew the flag, wore the hat, and never once voted for a Democrat in his life - voting for Kamala Harris yesterday in Nebraska. Thank you grandpa Bob for your service ๐Ÿซก
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Iโ€™ve been all over the country in the last month. And I get asked the same question, over and over again: โ€œI disagree with Kamalaโ€™s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?โ€ Here is my answer:
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The greatest New Yorker cartoon of all time.
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best of the haunting
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I wonder how people against gender neutral bathrooms emotionally manage airplanes
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Allison L. Bitz-๐ŸŒˆ (Not here, find me elsewhere)
Allison L. Bitz-๐ŸŒˆ (Not here, find me elsewhere)@AllisonLBitzยท
I'm a therapist and our end of it is like this. Me: How are you? Client: Good! Me: Wow, tell me about that! OR Me: That wasn't very convincing! OR Me: THEN Client: Okay I'm not actually good
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My therapist always starts our session with โ€œHow are you?โ€ and I always say โ€œIโ€™m good!โ€ and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.

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i think about this monologue a lot
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The Head & The Heart
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Tomorrow's the day these words become yours ๐Ÿน Arrow out everywhere at 9am ET/6am PT!
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