it’s too cold outside

@VoytJim @owroot Yeah people are so stupid if they don’t realize how some of the best central and South American food is there

@owroot Naw wrong. Big central American population here. Every summer, at the catholic church festival, the Guatemalans set up a taco stand in the parking lot. They had sauces galore, it was Holy Molé.

If you are from the Midwest you didn’t taste guacamole until 2002 at the earliest.

@owroot @myhumangetsme Ignorant biases aren’t funny 🙄 This 💩 is tired

@myhumangetsme This is what is colloquially known as a light hearted joke.

@owroot Only people not from there would say that. Where do you think agricultural workers often come from?! Some of the absolute best, most authentic foods from Mexico, central and South America is in the midwest. People are just so ignorant about other locations because of bias.

@amayoco @PanasonicDX4500 I’ve always said the only people that get driving distances like midwesterners are Australians

@PanasonicDX4500 The same thing happens in Australia when British tourists declare that they're going to just "pop over to Perth" from Sydney. Like, that means you'll cross the Nullarboor plain & it requires carrying extra fuel & water because if you run out of either, you're gunna die 🫠

I worked at a theme park about an hour outside of Philadelphia when I was in high school and every summer there’d be at least one British family who would tell me they were planning to drive to the Grand Canyon or some shit the next day.

@papabow65 @Tiana_Celine_23 She just sang at Coachella

@Tiana_Celine_23 Great song! Whatever happened to the singer ???.......priceless

Pretty crazy how 14 years later this is still one of the most recognizable piano intros of all time.

@MathewS27410717 @j0ker937 If they’re married, it’s both of theirs purchased by both of them 🙄 Misogynists are really so stupid

@j0ker937 Something tells me he’s the one that bought it.

I don't know a single woman who would stand by as their husband went to town on their new refrigerator with a grinder, lol.

@Mike55029284 @sciencegirl Had to be implied consent due to the head injury and her age

@sciencegirl Shit, if they forced her to go after she refused transport that's kidnapping. They're lucky they're not in jail.

That time a grandma broke her nose while hiking, refused a helicopter rescue, and later won a $450,000 lawsuit settlement

@awfulannouncing Bill Simmons is staggeringly stupid

Bill Simmons calls looming WNBA expansion ‘staggeringly stupid and an unapologetic money grab’ awfulannouncing.com/wnba/bill-simm…

@BrianBuckWargo @Beanscowboy @colincsalao Lmao no The league made the big adjustments because they had to. If you think the players did, you literally were never paying attention to any of the news and are talking out your arse.

@Beanscowboy @colincsalao Yes I do snd they backed way off to way closer to league offer

Rebecca Lobo on the one-time payment WNBA retired players will receive: "I did not know that was one of the things that the players were asking for ... It just reflects really well on the current players and their desire to take care of some of the players from the past."

@HuskerSoftball @WoodhouseAuto Those black jerseys are awesome

W.

@WomensGameMIB wtf is top chef kids though?!

Sam & friends play “Does Cat Macario Know What This Is?” 😂

@TaiChiDiva64 @j00ny369T No

@j00ny369T This is actually awesome.

Old home door security.

@j00ny369T Fast way to get dead in a fire. Those are illegal now btw

@ChadCox70243358 @jopawo We had this exact one 🤣

@jopawo For the saying pyrex isn’t supposed to be used on stovetops, they used to make/sell glass stovetop pans. I had a set in the 1980’s.

A loud explosion, my wife screaming, and this! I have no idea what happened, but I am going to get us some food from a restaurant. She is still flustered. I used a shopvac and got it all up already. Glass everywhere!

@paul__mangione @jopawo I actually didn’t know this and I’ve cooked my whole life 🤣

@jopawo Was it PYREX or Pyrex?

Absolutely crazy that @espn @ESPNPlus expects people to pay for the absolute trashiest product ever. And y’all have made the app way worse than it used to be The entire Nebraska Volleyball match during the TOURNAMENT was glitching with no good audio. Y’all are awful.

@vchusker @ChaseMatteson @1011_News Their composure WAS great. They didn’t get flustered when things were not going well. Some of y’all just always do too much. The team won in three quite handily 🙄

@ChaseMatteson @1011_News Were we watching the same match?

"I thought our composure was great" The #Huskers struggled with hitting at times against Kansas State but still was able to score points and find ways to get kills. DBK is pleased with Nebraska's adaptability tonight.🏐 (@1011_News)

@rhotovy @NebFan96 @dirkchatelain Ok? Nebraska is full of farmers and stingy white guys that aren’t spending their money on football. They aren’t oil money schools. People just need to accept that.

@NebFan96 @dirkchatelain Texas Tech spent $7M on a defensive line and is now a top 4 seed in the playoff. Vandy is in year 2 of a new coach and is a borderline playoff team. It's becoming the new norm. Again, for better or worse.

Indiana is one of the most jaw-dropping college football stories of my lifetime. Over and over and over the past 15 months, I ask myself: How the heck did they do this? Still can’t believe it.

@LydiaGroteFan This feels too mean tbf Online bullying college kids is not it

Emmi Sellman will NOT enter the transfer portal this offseason and plans to run it back with Penn State in 2026, per source. This is because no other program is interested in her services.

@mibonjr1 @VolleyballPod They simply played a better team. It should be expected.

@VolleyballPod We don’t look tournament sharp like we did last night.

Nebraska's serving is keeping NU in front, but the Husker attack is sleepy in Game 2. Reilly has had to do a lot of running to get to the 2nd ball, and she's missed her pins quite a bit because of it. Huskers up 15-13 at media timeout.