Dirk Chatelain

Celtics started 3 guys who didn’t score. Gotta be unprecedented in playoff history, no?

Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table

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This is LeBron's 188th playoff win. Only 15 players in NBA history have PLAYED in 188 playoff games. Michael Jordan? 179. Kevin Durant? 171. Larry Bird? 164. Steph Curry? 155. LeBron's 188 wins would rank 9th among NBA franchises. One win above the Chicago Bulls (187).

And scored 19 points. In a half. In an NBA playoff game. Can't be real.

If you're gonna do it, then reserve half of the new spots for smaller conferences. Nobody wants to see .500 Big Ten and SEC teams. x.com/slmandel/statu…

JAMAL CAIN POSTER

Watching the Eastern Conference playoffs is like going back two decades. Awful offense but kinda fun. I feel 24 again.

Ashley St. Clair confirmed the WH runs group chats telling these accounts what to post. Within minutes of shots fired tonight, before there was any news of casualties and before the President said this exact talking point, this was the chat in real time.

@danmoser1961 That’s my favorite Zach Bryan song.

This country is just exhausting.

I hope LeBron plays till he’s 50.

Ladies and gentlemen, LeBron James

Houston is going to win the series. But this Rockets season is an indictment of KD's leadership, which is why he isn't a top-10 all-time player. And it's a genuine tribute to LeBron, whose G League roster had no business winning these 2 games.

Amazing correction here nytimes.com/2026/04/21/nyr…

Without LeBron on the floor, the Lakers are a G League team. Yikes

The NBA should mandate a Nuggets-Wolves playoff series every year.

@Tyler_Pleiss I can’t believe he’s only 34.

We got prime Portland CJ this series

That tears it. I'm going in the portal, too. I have no eligibility remaining, either, and tight hamstrings to boot. x.com/TransferPortal…

Man, I love the Warriors. I don't want this to end. But this season at least needs to end. A 38-year-old icon deserves better.

$760M in leveraged positions worth BILLIONS. Right before Trump’s announcement that misconstrued the Iranian statements on Strait opening. There have now been more than 40 of these insider trading moments, each worth $2B-$3B+ Trump’s inner circle has grifted the American public out of **hundreds of billions** of dollars. Much of which was held by mutual funds, pension funds and retirement accounts.