Andrew

It’s still Free Palestine all day every day!

In my lifetime, China lifted 850 million people out of poverty, while the US created one trillionaire. It is clear as day that socialism is the key to our future.

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

@tr33st4n @delillostan Honestly I wish I could, but I still haven’t figured it out. We added it because of how ridiculous it was

@AndrewHamChew @delillostan can you explain how tf keynoting in cupertino means that please

I wish that men had a term for masturbating that was as playful and whimsical as “flicking the bean”

@RonwellQDobbs @delillostan No notes, 10/10

@AndrewHamChew @delillostan Hand-to-Gland Combat

@Dolphin_Vibes @delillostan Felt like my number was called

@AndrewHamChew @delillostan Bro was ready to use these at any moment

@inadiffrntxone @delillostan 🤝🤝

@AndrewHamChew @delillostan Thank u AndrewHam

@Dumbass799 @delillostan It came from my soul

@AndrewHamChew @delillostan You made the last one up yourself.

@lucilleSpilled @delillostan Shared note between me and the boys. Always being added to

@AndrewHamChew @delillostan oh so you just have this list on standby

@thiccc_astley @delillostan Funny enough that wasn’t even original lmao. Forgot where we found it

@AndrewHamChew @delillostan Keynoting in Cupertino seems like one that you and your boys cooked up one night

@G_Rozaa @delillostan Haven’t heard that one before 🤔

@AndrewHamChew @delillostan wheres pumping the piston

@HomocideVictim @delillostan That’s getting added 💯

@AndrewHamChew @delillostan WHERE is pumping the shotgun !!!!!!!

@HunterBiden glad to have you on Twitter now 🙏🤝

@muheediva01 I’m surprised no one’s made a website where you can report companies who do this. Kinda like Glassdoor, but just for the interview process

For the HR managers: why has it become common practice to just never reach out to let an applicant know they were not selected for the position?

It's so funny whenever people are like "it's because of the LEFT that we're overrun by homeless people on the street!" knowing that the real reason is that Ronald Reagan slashed all the funding for low income housing and mental hospitals

Hey it’s a bad thing that we let corporate democrats who are literally bought and paid for by corporations get away with saying “I can’t be bought” democrats are no better than republicans as far as “I guess we can just lie to the voters they are lazy and won’t fact check”

@Mr_Hennen @lwadechu @Mericamemed Using that logic, why can’t they just value every merchandise item as $100k and make a shit ton of money? (The answer is because the $100k is only realized when the purchase is complete)

@lwadechu @Mericamemed That’s incorrect. While it is on their shelf, they have valued assets in inventory. If they brought that in as $10 items, and they leave as $100k items with no revenue against it, the balance sheet can only remedied with a $90k record against assets and a $90k hit to revenue.

At least the manager understands the laws better than the minimum wage employees

@Jaypoliticalguy @JeanPaulSalib1 @PollTracker2024 Which is more important - a candidate having good policies, or a candidate passing your purity test?

@JeanPaulSalib1 @PollTracker2024 I cannot, in good concise vote for someone who invested in ICE detention centers that's a huge deal breaker for me.

Politico: Xavier Becerra won’t commit to California’s 2035 gas car sales ban His position represents a significant departure from Newsom on one of the state’s most ambitious climate policies. #CaliforniaGovernor politico.com/news/2026/05/3…

I don’t understand why the AI camp markets their product so adversarially, openly talks about their product causing seismic societal shifts towards class polarization, and hypes up the end of class mobility, and then they are offended when public and regulatory opposition emerges

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You