Andy

Four things that Nigel Farage likes to avoid * Paying taxes * Visiting Clacton * The job of being an MP * Telling the truth Bit of a shit, isn’t he?

Six months ago, King Charles III received Donald Trump at Windsor Castle. Horse-drawn carriages. A 41-gun salute. A state banquet in St George’s Hall with 160 guests. Trump stood next to the King, visibly moved, and called it “one of the highest honours of my life.” Britain smiled, nodded, and filed that away. Today Trump posted a hostile video about the United Kingdom. Downing Street issued a three-sentence response and got on with its day. Because here is the thing about Britain that Americans never quite grasp: this country has been burying empires since before the United States existed. It has outlasted Napoleon, Hitler, and the Soviet Union. It will outlast this. Trump wanted a reaction. He wanted the phone calls, the grovelling, the desperate reassurances. He got a shrug from a country that invented the stiff upper lip and has been practising it for a thousand years. While Washington careens between threats and tantrums, Britain is quietly doing what Britain does. Building alliances. Signing defence agreements. Hosting the leaders that actually matter at Chequers and Downing Street. The adults are in the room. They just stopped expecting Trump to be one of them. The special relationship was always a polite fiction. Britain knew that. It kept the fiction alive because it was useful. Now that it isn’t, Britain is doing what any self-respecting island nation does. It moves on. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives In reality, Conservatives are on the side of a former princes

Conservatives are on the side of hard working people. On the side of people who contribute to making our country great. On the side of people who want to get on. The Conservative party are on your side. So on May 7th, vote Conservative and get Britain working again.

@Nigel_Farage Farage is scared of meeting his constituents in Clacton. Clacton needs a proper MP.

We used to be a proper country. Nobody should be scared of open democratic debate. thesun.co.uk/news/38586243/…

My receptionist, Emily, lost her husband unexpectedly in a car accident. Our company policy allows for 3 days of bereavement leave. On day 4, she showed up, pale and shaking, trying to answer phones because she couldn't afford to lose her income. It was heartbreaking to watch. I put the 'Out to Lunch' sign up, locked the door, and sat her down. I told her, 'Go home. Take the month. Take two. Your salary will continue as if you are here 8 hours a day.' Grief doesn't have a 3-day expiration date. If you force people to work through trauma, you break them. If you support them, they remember it forever.

Brilliant 😄

@jtworr Zia Yusuf is not a politician - he is an unelected gobshite

Zia Yusuf is the only politician in Britain who has the ability and resolve to confront some of the worst crimes in our nation’s long history.

@TiceRichard If they want more money, Reform councillors should stop paying their taxes, just like @TiceRichard

Kevin Reform are standing up for British people sick of mass illegal invasion across channel Important marker in the sand Your lot seem to want this and walked out in juvenile protest They should grow up not behave like losers

@LeeAndersonMP_ Farage and Tice are too busy with their new Tory recruits to spend time with you now. Suspect you will drinking alone more often now.

Our Future. Last night I had a drink on my own overlooking the Thames and thought to myself what would our country look like in 100 years - what do you think?

@cfdownes_ But will Restore allow smoking in pubs?

We will not lie to the British people. Restoring Britain will require decisions that are controversial and unpleasant. We are going to strip millions of healthy Brits who refuse to work of benefits. If that causes outrage from those who think the taxpayer owes them a living, so be it. We are going to deport all illegal and burdensome migrants. If that means millions go, so be it. We are going to outlaw incompatible cultural and religious practices. If that means those who refuse to integrate no longer feel welcome, so be it. We are going to execute pedophiles, rapists, and murderers if that is what the British people want. If that means we are condemned by subversive "human rights" groups, so be it. We take no pleasure in these measures. It is a damning indictment of our political class that they are necessary in the first place. But necessary they are.

Hope I win. I live at 1037 Bolton Road.

@ZiaYusufUK Thank god for children of immigrants. Reform wouldn’t have a shadow Home Secretary without them.

Here’s my speech from tonight’s Milton Keynes rally 👇

@Julie6475671932 @UKIP Pagans were killed by invading Christians. Read about British history before you make yourself look stupid on here. Why do you hate British history so much?

@AndyRejoinEU @UKIP Don't be silly. Pagans were here first but died out and Christianity has reigned and influenced our laws and values for over a thousand years. Why would UKIP hate Britain? Weird?

We need to stop pandering to foreign religions.

@Julie6475671932 @UKIP Why do you hate British religions? Pagans were in Britain long before people in small boats came and invaded our country with their woke Christianity ideas. Why does UKIP hate Britain so much?

@AndyRejoinEU @UKIP What does it matter where it came from? What relevance does that have to anything?

‘Deranged...dishonest…disgusting.’ James O’Brien reacts to Trump’s latest flurry of faux pas.

@Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk But will Farage deport foreigners who buy houses in Clacton?

I was the first person to sound the alarm about the invasion of fighting age males into our country. Reform will deport these people from our shores once and for all.

@g_gosden @moonfire445 Are we not the champions of the world?

Brexit has failed

@LeeAndersonMP_ Farage treats Anderson badly now as he has new shiny Tory defects in Reform, and he is giving them the top jobs.

Just like the embarrassing hardly ever seen uncle that turns up to family weddings and reminds us all why we lost contact with him years ago. This needs reporting.

Trump: "The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities." Yes, he actually called @GavinNewsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

@Julie6475671932 @UKIP Where do you think Christianity came from?

@AndyRejoinEU @UKIP It's been here for over a thousand years!!!! So it isn't foreign.