Wade Wilson
32.1K posts
Yo @Apple if I EVER get another one of your goddamn blaring siren end of days fucking apocalypse emergency alerts that does not DIRECTLY pertain to me and my location, I am going to columbine your HQ. This is not a threat, it’s a promise.
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I’ve been on this platform since 2010. This will be my last tweet and it goes as follows:
Fuck every single politician, fuck the president and the four that preceded him, fuck the senators, fuck your “legal” insider trading, fuck the lies and fuck the people who profit off of war and most of all, fuck you if you make your political standpoint your entire personality. Fuck all the democrats and fuck all the republicans. Just be a normal person.
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Skeptical Septic services. Is it shit? We may handle it. Is it a dead body chopped up into little pieces and shoved down the drain with a shit ton of bleach? We may handle that too. Skeptical Septic Services, we don’t give a fuck what this shit is! Please call us maybe.
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@pissoffluvv There’s a special place in hell for people who do that but even worse is when idiots show up at 4:59 expecting the world simply because the doors don’t lock for another 60 seconds. Fuck them troglodytes
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the type of people who show up to a business right when it opens deserve the worst
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Relishing over the idea of recreating my “ketchup all week” vine video
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What’s worse: a serial killing podcaster or a podcasting serial killer?
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To be fair… they’re still going to be dodge durangos
Charlie Kirk@charliekirk11
Stellantis, the owner of the Chrysler, Jeep, and Dodge auto brands, has announced that it is moving 1,500 jobs from Canada back to Illinois to manufacture new Dodge Durangos. Trump's America is an America that builds things again.
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For the love of fucking god somebody please show this memo to the state of California
Nicholas Florko@NicholasFlorko
🚨🚨 Zyn is officially FDA authorized, including flavors.
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@overcomebabylon hey buddy. Long time no see. Send me a message. I’d love to talk.
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It’s called manual labor
Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs
Genuinely curious what the scientific reason for this phenomenon
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@JB_775 Well I listened to a total of six new songs this year and I hated them all. We are complete opposites
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They could never make me hate Prez
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports
Barstool Pizza Review - TinyBrickOven (Baltimore, MD)
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Kaaaaayyyyyyyyy someone come get their grandma
Joe Rogan Podcast News@joeroganhq
What in the actual fuck.
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If you’re the type of person that needs someone to apologize TO YOU then you deserve to die of covid. This is coming from one of your “fellow” unvaccinated. Fuck off
Dr. Simon Goddek@goddek
Question to my fellow unvaccinated: Now that everything we were told about the plandemic has been proven false, has anyone in your circle reached out and said, “I’m sorry” or “You were right about everything”? In my case, not a single person has had the courage to admit it.
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