Apollo Asteri || VTuber 🔦🐱

My name is Apollo Asteri. I stream video games in my downtime, when I'm not hunting for hidden treasure on a distant asteroid. I'm hoping to have some laughs, seriously devote myself to honing my craft, and hopefully make a few friends along the way! #VTuber #VTubers #VTuberEN

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I keep getting this Red Robin ad that's just these two kids screaming and whining at their parents Dear corporations, if you do this I will make it a point to NEVER patronize your establishment You think you can annoy me without my consent and then ask me for money? Fat chance

Of all the things that Edmund McMillen should be in prison for, this is definitely one of them

I closed the tab and it was called what

"I'm not a furry, but..." Yes, you are.

Still no streams this week, bros

Things are too hectic and bad to stream this week Maybe Saturday but I don't know

Yesterday morning I swear to you I saw picture perfect Binding of Isaac gameplay every time I closed my eyes

This sickness I caught got me understanding why people used to say illness was caused by demonic possession

@AskLapin I should not have said those two words now there's like 5 of them

@ApolloAsteriVT WHY DO THEY KEEP FINDING YOU

You are NOT ALLOWED TO SEE MY TOES

@AskLapin Bro whose dad is this? Buddy forgot to subscribe to Aura and now he's the face of a sugar daddy twitter bot

@ApolloAsteriVT I’m gonna use this guys face to commit tax fraud

The clankers want paw pics

@kreaytore "Have you ever just considered not feeling sad and anxious?? You're welcome"

@AskLapin Yeah but I'd prefer it without Ernie the Sex Offender sitting 2 feet away and driving us to a cabin out in the woods 23 miles from our destination where our remains will never be found

@ApolloAsteriVT Don’t you want to sit in a stinky rav4 with someone you like?

I love how Uber's new ads are like "look how Uber helped these people connect and fall in love!" which is a marketing strategy that essentially boils down to "Look how happy these people are in the times when they're not in an Uber!"

Higuruma fight got animated and it's peaaaaaaak

The new ERRA album goes crazy Jesse Cash is a genius and I should quit guitar Dan Braunstein is also a genius and I should also quit music production

Real excited for some gaming with friends this week!

@AskLapin Hmm yes please describe this fantasy in excruciating detail *holds up tape recorder*

@ApolloAsteriVT Kinda need to see that CEO held down and force fed Big Macs

Because of my tweets yesterday, now all Twitter advertises to me is McDonald's