ABH

I’m moving to Japan

@StarsSupport I’ve filled a support form and no response, theirs an exclusion on my account and I never requested and I can’t get rid of it? Thanks

Slow motion carnage

@Tomas_R6 @_Exxpired

@_Exxpired 😡

4 goals in the first half at Old Trafford? What's going on, am I dreaming?! #MNULEI

@RiZzyUTD @_Exxpired

Should have put a grand on Trump not 100, I’m an idiot

@NoahFenceMate A classic

Just letting twitter know I’ve always been that guy on tinder. I peaked in 2014

When your striker thinks he's Aubameyang but he's really just Steve from Sunday League... 🤕🤣

It’s official. We have now entered the Strangest time of the year- the 6 days between Christmas & New Year's. A period where you never really know what day it is. Anything is possible. All known laws of nature do not apply until Wednesday. Good luck and Godspeed.

There’s been a hard decrease it the no. of red roses I can see on my timeline after that exit poll ☠️

Absolute scenes at King Power

HOLLERING. Dawg I really hope my wife this good with the kids because I am going to be running through the house HOLLERING LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

@Benaskren @elonmusk He’s not gonna shag you Ben

Suck it @elonmusk haters!

EZ

Roger Federer might be the best athlete of all time. How is he still winning tournaments at 38 in such a physical sport like Tennis 🤯

Keane & Souness like two old skool, hard nosed detectives in the interview room with a laughing psychopath that they’re about to find out is their toughest suspect to break down yet. “I prefer not to speak” 😂

Another delightful self-own from the Guardian.

@PizzaMcRib2 @philthatremains Not sure what this is.. but it's probably some shit we will have to recognize as a gender in 4 months or get called a Nazi.