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>be me >have $2000 and no life >buy two RTX 3090s on eBay >"used but good condition" my ass one has thermal paste the color of mayonnaise from 2018 >open a window, close every other door in the house >plug them into my motherboard like I'm wiring a bomb >turn it on >noise level: commercial jet taking off >wifey: "what is that sound?" >"it's just... science" >she doesn't come back for 3 days >now have 48GB VRAM total >can run models that weigh more than my car >lm studio running at 103.69.27.87:1234 >serve cold LLM responses from a room that's basically an oven in July >electric bill arrives >stare at it for 20 minutes >"it'll be fine" >want to remote into my little homelab without exposing ports >install tailscale on everything >now I can SSH into my GPU rig from literally anywhere >my laptop connects like magic, no router config needed >mDNS, exit nodes, funnel — all working out of the box >"I'm basically a hacker now" >sit in airport at 2am running benchmarks from my phone >some random guy watches me typing furiously >he thinks I'm doing illegal stuff >I'm just waiting for qwen3.5-27b to finish inference on a poem about his mom >send him the output anyway >mfw I have more VRAM than most datacenters but less sleep than a college freshman

Look guys, it's actually really straightforward, a bunch of people staked their ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield, except they didn't want their capital to be locked up, so they actually staked with a liquid staking protocol called Lido who provided them a liquid staking receipt token called stETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer, except they didn't want to lock up their capital, so they actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided them with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called Aave so that they could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero that was hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry