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@MattyAmazing @GovernorShapiro Not as dumb as you look. Good for you sparky.

@MattyAmazing @GovernorShapiro You seem nice

BREAKING: I just signed a bipartisan bill giving bars the option to stay open until 4 AM as we celebrate FIFA and America250 right here in Philadelphia. Celebrate responsibly, Philly. 🍻🇺🇸

@ClayTravis More an L for the NBA than Zoe for MLB. I think. I used to love the NBA but it’s borderline unwatchable these days.

MLB has passed the NBA to become the second most popular pro sport. Quite the comeback, considering how baseball was left for dead a few years back:

@CDefily @alcaprari23 @NewsNationComms @NewsNation Give them a minute it’ll come.

Due process? This POS SOB got his due process when he crossed over illegally. I’m surprised that a Go Fund Me hasn’t been set up for him and better yet release with an ankle monitor. That’s what Chicago does best, Next we all will have to wear bells around our necks so the Illegals don’t get startled and fire a weapon at us.

Jose Medina-Medina, the 26-year-old Venezuelan man accused of killing 18-year-old Loyola student Sheridan Gorman in cold blood, was robbed, beaten and shot in the head in 2018 in South America. There’s bullet fragments in his brain and a portion of a skull is missing. He is now developmentally delayed, has the education of a seven-year-old, and can’t read and write. Prosecutors say they have overwhelming evidence of his guilt: video that shows him in a mask, gloves, and dark clothes, hiding behind a lighthouse on Lake Michigan, and shooting Gorman in the back, killing her almost instantly. He had no connection whatsoever to Gorman.

@RichardC11977 @JoshYohe_PGH Are you also a world class athlete with the best possible medical staff possible advising you? I hurt my knee once too but I’m not diagnosing a problem athlete’s injury status 🤦‍♂️

@JoshYohe_PGH tweaked the R knee Can walk but can’t get push to pivot/twist or accelerate might not return rest of regular season which is 2.5 weeks Hope I’m wrong but he probably thought he was fully recovered I’ve had injuries I thought were healed & came back too soon Frustrating

So, regarding Sid: • Bad news: He took himself out of the game and the team immediately announced he was out for the night. • Good news: He appeared to be walking with no limp following the game. Didn’t appear to be wearing a brace of any kind.

@MatthewSHarriso @GovernorShapiro My goal was liquid out the nose. I’ll keep working.

@AzPittsburgh @GovernorShapiro I just laughed out loud. Best comment of the month. #truth

@SameBriefcase @GovernorShapiro

@AzPittsburgh @GovernorShapiro Pittsburgh is celebrating its 250th anniversary of nothing of any importance ever happening in Pittsburgh.

@RealPhilycheese @GovernorShapiro Agreed. Also shouldn’t say what the minimum it is they can pay. Deal?

@AzPittsburgh @GovernorShapiro Why should the government be allowed to tell a business what times it’s allowed to operate

@chparmsandwich @GovernorShapiro Ok. All I did was share an opinion. Is that not ok now?

@AzPittsburgh @GovernorShapiro Then stay home

Today we’re making a Mt Rushmore of the greatest opening scenes in movie history. Our top four: Scream Raiders of the Lost Ark Saving Private Ryan Inglorious Basterds This one was tough. Did we get it right?

@MrWhiteMAGA @eMTBrides To be fair the only rational sounding one was the black dude with dreads.

FROM FILMING TO FIGHTING: KAREN MUDSHARK EDITION Karen Mudshark really said “Action!” and got cut from the scene by police 💀 That phone got slapped so hard it entered witness protection Beautiful park day…kids playing…families chilling…then here comes Karen Mudshark with her phone out like she’s filming a Netflix special. Next thing you know…SMACK…that phone gets sent flying like it owed somebody money. Now it’s chaos…voices raised, fists flying…fatigue hits instantly. Karen Mudshark went from “I’m just recording” to main event fighter real quick. Police pull up like, “yeah…we’ve seen enough of this episode.” Next scene? Karen Mudshark getting the VIP ride downtown 🚔

@EQuinif @MJTruthUltra Me too and I work from home

@MJTruthUltra I predict that I will spend more time in my car on my evening commute home than she does in jail.

GITCHA B*TCH! 🤣 🚨 KABOOM! Democrat Rep Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick, who claimed she was being targeted because she’s black, the House Ethics Committee just found that she committed over $5 million in allegedly stolen FEMA funds, which she in part used in part to buy a $109,000, 3.14-carat yellow diamond ring. The federal indictment specifically alleges she used part of the funds to buy a 3.14-carat yellow diamond ring for $109,000 (via a cashier’s check in September 2021). This ring closely matches the prominent yellow diamond visible in her earlier official House portrait (which she later edited in some social media posts to remove or obscure it). She could face up to 53 years in prison. ROT IN PRISON! HAHAHAHAHA rumble.com/v720r6k-democr…

@FortyAcreVibes Comic book store trip

My 6 year old kissed a girl at school today and I just got the call. Do I ground him? Do I take him to an arcade? What’s the move here?

@mattrife Agree with ya here Matt. We used to be able to laugh or not laugh. If you don’t like don’t listen. But it stopped cutting both ways. It’s a shame. You’re a funny dude.

The Druski skit situation is funny to me. The skit is hilarious. People being offended need to grow up. BUT everyone defending the skit also needs to keep this same energy about aaalllllllll comedy. Don’t go crying next time a bit upsets you personally. If jokes shake you to your soul SO deeply, consider that you may be an emotionally underdeveloped human, not fit for this life. The world needs comedy ❤️

@rnjesus_ @TheOnlyDSC I think you’re having a conversation with an imaginary friend cause I don’t know what the hell you’re trying to say.

@AzPittsburgh @TheOnlyDSC "But they would never do that because it would cause a riot 😂. That’s the point. X files was iconic but hey whatever just another show I won’t watch." Lmaooooo. Now you're playing retarded. Foh.

The X-Files by Ryan Coogler replaced Mulder and Scully with an Indian man and a black woman.🫩

@erinkoper Stay safe

Is this what #Pittsburgh will look like tomorrow on the scheduled teen takeover from 430-930 pm? This is Chicago. They want to do this tomorrow in our city.

@ThrillaRilla369 I’d buy that for a dollar.

What's a common old expression that you don't hear anyone say anymore? Put that in your pipe and smoke it

@miles_commodore Was so excited and then…

Next month will mark the 40 year anniversary of Geraldo opening Al Capone’s secret vault. Easily the most embarrassing live TV moment I have ever seen.

@TheStingisBack Great movie

Before The Hangover (2009), there was Very Bad Things (1998) A Vegas bachelor party descends into pure fearless pitch-black chaos: a dead hooker, murdered security guard, and five friends spiralling towards the bleakest of endings. Another underrated '90s gem This is dark as...