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I'm going to make a prediction. When Bobby announces his causes of autism next month it will involve cell phones/wifi/5G.
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Lagarto Rodriguez
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Lagarto Rodriguez
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Hermanos Rodriguez don't approve of no drugs. No DMs unless they're pictures of your chimis. Follow me for social commentary and dick jokes. (parody) #PraiseBob
Guadalupe, AZ 가입일 Mart 2021
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@TheCinesthetic The blowjob Chloe Sevigny gave Vincent Gallo in The Brown Bunny
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What’s a sex scene that genuinely mattered to the plot and couldn’t be removed from the film?
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Alright, who’s old enough to remember who this is? 😏
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Remember — Pete Buttigieg was so obsessed with pronouns, he put your safety at risk. Instead of fixing the tech, Pete spent his energy on removing “MEN” from “Notice of Airmen,” and change it to “MISSION.”
We are modernizing our skies, safely, and ahead of schedule.
USDOT Rapid Response@USDOTRapid
🚨The DECADES OLD Notice of Airmen system - which was from the 1980s - is now getting a MAJOR UPGRADE On Pete Buttigieg’s watch, an outage caused the first nationwide ground stop since 9/11‼️ Pete didn’t fix it. And was more concerned about changing pronouns. But now @SecDuffy is... and AHEAD OF SCHEDULE✈️ What is the NOTAM system? 📺WATCH @FaulknerFocus @HARRISFAULKNER 👇
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@MikeBales Cute as a button but apparently crazy as fuck. Definitely a keeper.
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Imagine walking into Costco and being greeted by a woman dishing out 220 homemade meatballs for four hours. No one questioned it—until her “Meatball Manager (Unofficial)” badge finally got noticed.
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Charlie Kirk is fair game. George Floyd is fair game. Abortion, 9/11, Israel, black, white, gay, straight. It’s all fair game in comedy.
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@thetrueshelby Those are definitely Chuty's House of Beers" knees.
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@PlantRobinson @KaitMarieox @NatlParkService She's one of the Trumpenvolk but I'm not sure if she's actually Aryan breeder stock.
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UPDATE: After 4 months, the @NatlParkService has officially DROPPED my charges. Thanks be to God! Free speech wins again 🙌
Kaitlin Bennett@KaitMarieox
I was charged with a FEDERAL CRIME by @NatlParkService in St. Augustine, Florida for committing the GRAVE offense of asking Democrats questions on public property! Keep federal agents out of our cities... unless they're locking up conservatives for different opinions! 🤔
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Patel looks drunk in this crazy exchange about his drinking
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I love making calls to our campaign's supporters! Today I got to call Chris from Stockton and thank him for his support. Small-dollar donors are powering our campaign—not corporations.
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@SenSchumer He's gonna fuck this up so bad and you'll sit there with your thumb up your ass.
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@PlantRobinson Looks like the last thing she needs is another bucket of chicken.
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All corporations care about is money. Stop eating there.
MatrixMysteries@MatrixMysteries
A 6-piece chicken tender order at KFC is now $20. No sides. No drink. Just the tenders. A 16-piece meal? Over $55. A bucket of chicken? Pushing $50+. This is supposed to be fast food. KFC’s largest stock holders are BlackRock, Vanguard, State Street and JPMorgan.
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Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels.
He looks me dead in the eye and says,
“Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.”
Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay.
Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.
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