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@HumansNoContext The headphones and iPhone are in the paper bag before he leaves.

“Free AirPods” and it’s just stealing

@dustybc He don’t know shit or he would have sold last year.

🐳 A whale sold 4,500 $BTC worth $295.5M today. Does he know something we don't?

@Random_Andrew01 Word from Guitar Center is it ain’t dropping till 4/8.

This mpc sample better not be a lie I can’t wait for tomorrow

@Akai_Pro Is it releasing or are we just getting more info on 3/24?

@HOUSEPORN___ Well, it’s just as fake.

this is literally the exact dream house i used to build in the sims 😂

@HOUSEPORN___ More AI nonsense.

having the pyramids as your living room view is the ultimate flex

@HumansNoContext @greg16676935420 should be all over this.

« Fitness coaches don't want you to know this hack »

@ChadSteingraber The Low End Theroy

Japan is breaking down… 🙀

@NFAdotcrypto @stankrod The smoke is actually coming from the box under #588

The sneakiest 589 ever. 🤯 @stankrod

@KingKaranCrypto Room looks horrible and it’s AI.

10,000 XRP and this room. That’s all you really need.

@CryptoDropLab @dustybc Right, sure.

@dustybc Founders selling doesn’t always mean bearish. sometimes it’s just portfolio diversification

🚨JUST IN: Ethereum co-founder Jeff Wilcke just sold another $150M worth of $ETH

@HumansNoContext There’s 2 sides folks.

bro's waffle despawned

@NBAonPrime NBA is 🗑️now.

An NBA on Prime doubleheader is tonight. Warriors vs. Rockets, then Lakers vs. Nuggets. Coverage starts 7PM ET.

@McDonalds Haven’t had McDonald’s in like 20 years. Would probably throw up if I ate that crap.

take a bite of our new product

@wideawake_media The UN is a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

UN officials have warned that the United Nations faces total financial collapse as a result of "non-payment of dues by member states". "We face a real danger of running out of money."

@HumansNoContext Dude went 3 rails on him and he didn’t want to shake his hand. What a bitch.

Man took the game to another level

@dustybc Preparing to pivot to XRP.

🚨BREAKING: Vitalik Buterin sold another $1.51M worth of $ETH today.

@XRPlongg7 @jungleincxrp @VitalikButerin I don’t know how people can’t see this…

@jungleincxrp @VitalikButerin The ETH board resigned, Deb’s abandoned it. Vitalik is selling. My guess is, ETH is bleeding out.

Get ur devs and fkn do something already!!!! This is bs dropping like a rock to hell non stop . Make the price go up already !!!!!!!!!!!!!

@chooserich Imagine what the robots are going to do.

So one of my AI agents has gone completely off the rails…

@WatcherGuru It will never go to zero. The next narrative will be they are special collectors items. “Own a piece of history. The very first crypto” They’ll be worth a couple hundred dollars to the diehard maxis still left. They’ll trade em back and forth for shits and giggles.

JUST IN: Michael Saylor says Bitcoin is either going to zero or $1 million.