Will Tweet for food

@sainsburys @PearceRa No it isn't

@PearceRa I'm sorry you were having trouble checking out, but good news, the issue is resolved and you should now be able to check your order out. Thanks, Malahat

Hey @sainsburys here’s an idea. Might be worth making sure the Sainsburys website has more resource on the run up to Christmas so it doesn’t keep crashing! ☹️

@sainsburys @MellyFree_ Why do you keep giving people this BS advice, when it's your whole site that's the issue

@MellyFree_ Hi Melody. I'm sorry you're having issues with the website/app. For the app, please try uninstalling and reinstalling. For the website, please try deleting your cookies, cache and browsing history, then restart the browser. Thanks. Brian

@sainsburys the website is down…will it be back up again tonight as I have shopping to check out! Am I able to cancel my order tomorrow if I don’t manage to get on?

@sainsburys @Alex74627783 Try communicating with each other guys x.com/sainsburys/sta…

@Alex74627783 Hi Alex. I'm sorry about the issue you're experiencing with the website. Can you please try clearing your cache and cookies? Thanks, Mary

@sainsburys app, groceries website both down and not surprising phone lines really busy… I have a delivery tomorrow and needed order updated this evening

@sainsburys @mnewton38643733 Maybe stop telling people to clear their browser cache then. Also, the site says "planned maintenance" which is clearly not true

@mnewton38643733 Hi there. We're aware of the issue with the site and are working on resolving this. Please keep trying and we'll aim to have the issue resolved ASAP. Emma

@sainsburys I’m having the same problem too. Deleted the app and reinstalled but no luck.

@sainsburys @Alex74627783 Why do you keep telling people to clear cache, when the entire sainsburys website is down? Your advice is useless when the problem is at your end

@LunarLeahhhh The more I find out about this guy, the less I like him

Hitler was a pedo btw He started dating Eva Braun when she was 17 and he was 40

@Blundervid @TriedWrong Looks like this company has a good severance package

@fesshole Nostalgia isn't as good as it used to be

In my twenties I spent a number of years in a job that involved a lot of travel and became used to eating from a crap service station shop. Sometimes now, two decades later, I'll get my dinner from a garage shop just for a nostalgia hit.

@anon_opin How does it affect you one iota?

I regularly play tennis. It really annoys me the attire some people play in. I've seen people play in jeans, office wear, women wearing random dresses. Is it too much to ask to take appropriate clothing with you, for the sport you are playing?

@Bombographer74 @NA140709 @CaptainCreps Wouldn't it be better if they fitted like a shoe, not a glove? 🤣

@NA140709 @CaptainCreps True to size my friend, Nike always fit like a glove for me 🤙🏻

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@fesshole Steady on you absolute lunatic

Due to unforeseen circumstances, my pillows, quilt cover and sheet are out of sync. They don't match; sets are all out of whack. I don't know how I'm going to get it back to how it was, and you know what? I don't think I give a shit.

@anon_opin What an idiotic, and obviously false thing to say

A pub has never served a good burger.

@fesshole There aren't home matches every week, so you most certainly haven't been going "every week for the last 3 years"

I've been going to the football with a mate every week for the last 3 years. He hasn't been able to make the last 4 games and I've gone in my own, enjoyed it much more without him but don't know how to tell him that. Might move my season ticket to another stand instead.

@contextdogs Neither of them are her son, they're dogs

@contextdogs Cat scan

@LearnTodayX @TriedWrong This is absolute bullshit

@anon_opin Why?

Tea bags should be stored in the fridge

@anon_opin The Abyss novelisation by Orson Scott Card is really good.

Novelisations of films are way worse than films based on books.

@fesshole OK, but in no way is this a confession

The moment I realised I was no longer seen as a child was when the waiters in Pizza Hut stopped giving me one of those puzzle sheets with mazes and stuff on after ordering our food.

@C4pF4nt4stic @anon_opin Beach volleyball

@BadTweeter3 @anon_opin Sexy sports? Like, water sports?

If your sport is so boring you need to employ young women to do a sexy dance just to keep the punters buying tickets, maybe you should stop wasting money on sportsmen and just turn the stadium into a strip club.