Breakfast Enjoyer M.D.

@MisterBaseball0 *Taps Like*

Watching some baseball. Tap like if you watch baseball

Unmutable advertisements at the gas pump will now be answered with violent ecoterrorism @StopandShop #IDontMakeTheRules

@tjw710218 @tylermilliken_ Not reading all that. You just told me it’s okay that they traded Mookie Betts for nothing.

@BassProFan @tylermilliken_ Correct, and he’s been horrible 3 of those 6 yrs. He won rings because of the surrounding cast. Now the Dodgers have 7 more yrs of Betts. How’s that looking now ? Bogaerts 8 more yrs, Bregman 5 yrs, guy can barely run right now and batting .150. Great clubhouse leader though.

Looks like John Henry definitely heard the “sell the team” chants last night…

@tjw710218 @tylermilliken_ They punted on Betts 6 years ago btw

@tylermilliken_ Bregman, Schwarber, Alonso, Devers, Betts, Bogaerts, etc. All are big money long term contracts in which ownership said NO. In every case they appear to be correct. None of those guys will have an impact the next 5 yrs. Stay the course and we’ll win more World Series.

@Section10Pod @JakeIggy What’s he doing at the Red Sox game

John Henry hears the chants: “Oh, sell the team.” (🎥 via @JakeIggy)

@BOSSportsGordo Carve this tweet into the tombstone

Tough sequence brewing here: The Red Sox ruined their relationship with Rafael Devers in the name of making Alex Bregman their 3B. So they traded Devers for a package centered around Kyle Harrison and James Tibbs. Despite that, they let Alex Bregman walk just 7 months later over a no-trade clause. So they gave that money to Ranger Suarez (8.64 ERA in 2 GS so far) despite having a full rotation. And made Caleb Durbin (.204 OPS so far) the new 3B. And traded Kyle Harrison (2.61 ERA in 2 GS so far) and more to the Brewers to get him. James Tibbs (7 homers in 9 games this year in AAA) was traded last year for half a season of Dustin May (5.40 ERA in 6 games for BOS).

@DanBFox1287 Actually shut the fuck up

You have to be an absolute clown to be chanting sell the team right now lmao. The worst players this season have been the highest paid.

@helllbabe @PawtucketSox Stop fucking up?

@PawtucketSox what is craig breslow supposed to do?

Craig Breslow, much like Jesus, is a Jew that needs to wake up this Easter

@winterm00n_ @JohnGregoryJr @chiweethedog Calmer’n you are

@JohnGregoryJr @chiweethedog You are aware the joke here is that Walter is actually mad as fuck and not calm right

Theo Von grew up poor in Covington, Louisiana and dirtbag leftists will still be like "Actually he's a Polish aristocrat. I have disabled replies"

@PhillyAlB @theseaintjokesb You are aware they drug test MLB players right

@theseaintjokesb That was a wild time. Probably juiced up to his eye balls though.

Josh Hamilton was so good at baseball he went 1st overall and he was a drug addict didn’t touch the majors for 6 years and still was a 5 time all star a MVP and multiple time silver slugger award winner he might have been the best ever if he saw it through no road bumps

Jaden Ivey called the Bulls' head of player performance on March 25th and told him Jesus healed his knee and he was ready to play Instead he got an MRI On March 26th and the Bulls shut him down for season (Per @JoelXLorenzi)

Told the sweetwater rep i aint get play in a minute he asked what my address was n sent 3 escorts

@RadishHarmers They flattened the curve??

I can't believe this is how I found out.

@MAGATXCD21 @onedayiImagine @FaytuksNetwork

@BassProFan @onedayiImagine @FaytuksNetwork And you believe Iran ?

The US and Israel has targeted a major water source in the city of Haftgel, located in Iran’s western Khuzestan province, according to Iran’s Fars news agency

@MAGATXCD21 @onedayiImagine @FaytuksNetwork Blowing up civilian water sources is yes, a war crime

@onedayiImagine @FaytuksNetwork

Shit like this reminds me of My Youth

@Cam31Schlittler Cry

Keep hating on us

@BeatinTheBookie I don’t think car goes that way

Whoever Tiger hired to detail his car does a spectacular job I do wanna say that. This is the cleanest crash I’ve ever seen.

It’s Opening Day, just caught a whiff of someone grilling burgers on Rt 123. 1st cookout of the year. Damn near started crying

@JeffPassan Opening Day is tomorrow Jeff

Opening Day is the best day. Because it means seven straight months of real, meaningful baseball. And that's something for everyone to celebrate.