Chris — OldSkewlPantz❎

Hey everyone!!! I’ve been gone for quite some time, and I won’t be around much, but I just wanted to say I hope everyone is and remains in good health, that every day is a good one for them, and they find their own happiness and joy. Love you all!!

@SandraTabulos 100

Wie geil ist es Pussy zu lecken? Von einer Skala von 1 bis 10…

@JoJoFromJerz Just hope we don’t take 16 years

Orbán’s loss has given me so much hope for America.

@GrandpaHarris65 Because it says Democrat under his name

I’m not defending Eric Swalwell, but can anyone tell me why he is being handled differently than Donald Trump was?

@EmilySm43 @MBC137 No

Be honest Sydney Sweeney is more attractive than Taylor Swift! ?

NO cheating, post your last saved image without any context 💀

@hadleyfontaine Can’t leave her hanging

what do u do if u pull down her panties n see a dick

@_Brittany_zaji_ 100% enjoy

do men even like going down on women really? be honest i will contact youu

One down…

@lady_valor_07 Me, easily. Horribly irresponsible to get one

Who can honestly say they have never had a DUI I'll wait

@joncoopertweets I’d save the rowboat… just the rowboat…

Orbán, Putin, Netanyahu and Trump are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

@wet4cash Or a stool…

i love the thought of pegging but i’m 5ft1 i’d need to buy pegging boots with like a 8inch heel/platform

What’s the deal with trump always copying Hitler? 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 While working for Putin.

@Ashhleyyyya Dr. Pepper Zero Sugar.

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

ABSOLUTELY NOT and I’ll tell you why: - it is one of the oldest positions in history, even older than missionary - it’s the best position for g-spot stimulation - it is perfect for quickies. You can do it anywhere (in the kitchen, bathroom, balcony, etc) - it allows the man easy access to stimulate the clit and nipples (extra pleasure) - it allows the woman easy access to play with the man’s balls from under - the view of the ass can be very arousing and stimulating - sp@nking and hair pulling is easier in this position - you can do it in front of the mirror to spice things up.

@transMossy Man, my DnD games were never that good

The first ten minutes were just everyone showing off their tits

@Brendon_Mold619 1987

What year did you start watching WWE?

If u own a WWE replica belt u gotta defend it during WrestleMania Week

@omgjulissaa Giving and receiving. Yes.

Do men actually enjoy anal?

Would you date a muscle mummy ?