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@MrsMassacre Solid GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's the worst part about the Quran? Getting papercuts on your ass hole from the pages.

@RepJoeMorelle @RepNikema More performative bullshit by two professional grifters. You’re not fooling anyone but yourself with this.

Proud to have @RepNikema as a co-chair on the Anti-Corruption and Democracy Reform Task Force.   This is about restoring faith in government. A government of the people. By the people. For the people. We’re committed to doing the work to get there and we won’t back down.

@RepJoeMorelle You belong in a small fucking cage at Gitmo.

The Trump Administration's move to vacate convictions for seditious conspiracy by members of Oath Keepers and Proud Boys for what happened on January 6th, 2021 is beyond disgraceful.   We need to put an end to the corruption that goes on in the Trump Administration.

@GovTimWalz Did you learn that at a Somali learing center? And how is it that you’re allegedly human but have a mouth resembling a catfish? Weird.

We can lower the cost of child care by up to $6,000 per family.

@Ghostofcynthia @SchmittNYC @RubenGallego @RepSwalwell False. The truth is that Ruben was fucking Swallowell that evening. Eric is definitely the bottomist of the bottoms!

@SchmittNYC @RubenGallego There's a rumor going around that @RepSwalwell banged Ruben's wife on their wedding night in a threesome.

The fact that @RubenGallego is playing dumb is hilarious. If Eric Swalwell wasn’t with his wife, he was creeping on any girl that would engage with him. And Ruben was his wingman.

@CoCoKruszynski Thats not what it was. He was just cheap and pulled the plug before your b-day for that reason only.

A dude whom I was "dating" recently that I really liked left me after I mentioned a Bible verse to him. --- Never heard back from him again... Wow My heart is completely broken --- but I will get over it. We were going to do something special for my birthday this weekend. I will never mention the Bible to another man again. 😞💔

@TiffanyxFong Just file for an extension before midnight and pray for a meteor strike before October. Thats the only way out. Easy peasy!

what if i don’t WANNA pay my taxes ???

@AwakenWithJP @ShadowofEzra Almost?

@ShadowofEzra Almost makes me think he's full of shit.

Christian Zionist Pastor John Hagee says Jesus Christ is coming back to the world as a Jewish rabbi. He says he can only rule the world as a Jewish rabbi and nothing else. “He’s going to return to the Earth at the Second Coming as a Jew.” “Jesus Christ is coming back as a Jewish rabbi.”

@RetroMoviesDB Nope. Not grainy enough. Cookiesquatch never reveals himself anywhere near fully operational cameras. Everybody knows that!

He's real?!

@ScottPresler @BasedMikeLee @redheadgingerbr Fuck FISA, the Patriot Act and all of the traitors that support it. However, the SAVE act is mandatory.

@BasedMikeLee @redheadgingerbr Yes. Attach the SAVE America Act to FISA.

Looks like the effort to reauthorize FISA 702 is encountering serious problems in the House Should they try to attach some version of FISA 702 reauthorization to the SAVE America Act? Two birds One stone Let’s go!

@LaNativePatriot @TheDemocrats Kill and eat the golden goose! Deal with the outcome later.

@TheDemocrats You’re the problem

TAX THE RICH

@grey4626 @Kronykal Holy crap! We’re all spawn of the same demon!

@Kronykal Holy fuck I do too! 😱

Holy shit I actually do

@Renatta You always share wise words of inspiration. Thank you, Renatta. YOU are appreciated.

My struggles with NF1, epilepsy, anxiety, and migraines have taught me to lean on God and not on my own understanding. I want to encourage anyone who needs to hear this - your pain does not mean that God has left you. Sometimes His presence is closest when times are the hardest. Stay close to Him, and He will stay close to you. My love and prayers to you all. ❤️

@KimKatieUSA He didn’t appreciate the broadside strike. He was hoping to be rear-ended.

Arturo, aka Flaming Fabio, is at it again crying victim after attempting to block an ICE agent in his car. The agent gave him a light nudge and said move or get arrested. Arturo immediately had a full meltdown screaming for cops.

@RealJamesWoods It doesn’t meet the legal threshold for treason. However, his actions were absolutely intentional and worthy of a trip to the gallows by any reasonable standard of measure. Televised, of course.

How can this even be a question?

@vulturetrades ❤️ Not one DM yet.

Tomorrow morning I’m loading up $200,000 in call options on a single ticker. My biggest play since $GME $OPEN $TSLA $NVDA $AMD Mark my words 99% of traders will miss this next $OPEN type mover. I WILL NOT and my my followers won’t either. I’m only sending this ticker to those who hit the “❤️” and comment “$SPY” (Must be following in order to DM)

@SenWarren Why didn’t you just send smoke signals instead, Fauxcahontas?

I just voted to end Donald Trump’s illegal war with Iran. Republicans in Congress blocked it.

@Weavenut @gamestop Congrats, Mike! Godspeed to many happy years ahead of you both!

Life can be beautiful when you least expect it. We met at @Gamestop and have had great times together. Today we leveled up ❤️ She said yes 🥹

@vulturetrades Do we see the picks prior to, or only the results afterward?

You know what I’m restarting the $100 to $10,000 challenge. I want everyone to have a fair shot at this. Last time it took me about 7 days, will try to do it faster this time. If you want to follow along, comment below to join Going to lock comments in 24 hours

@TheRicanMemes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻

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