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these are the updated results of the November 2024 Elections from Grok: Joel F. Abstain - 41.1% Donald Trump - 29.4% Kamala Harris - 28.5% Others - 1.0% i hope this helps clarify things. 🥷🏻🥷🏻🥷🏻🇺🇸👑

This Amazon delivery driver was almost done until she turned around and saw the biggest Doberman she’s probably ever seen- a 142 lbs! She nervously says “please don’t bite me doggy.” She soon realizes that he is a very sweet dog. But I have to say, she was an even sweeter woman towards that dog, even going back to her truck and getting him a treat. What a sweet lady. ❤️ Would a dog coming up to you like that you didn’t know and that massive make you nervous and almost have a heart attack?

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🚨Heavy Handed removal of retiree benefits: A retired LCDR was just banned from all Navy bases and facilities in the Hampton Roads area for accidentally having a personal weapon in his vehicle at the base gate checkpoint. The retired naval officer has a Concealed Carry Permit. He also followed all directions provided to him by base security while voluntarily discussing his CC permit and noting that he had mistakenly had the weapon in his vehicle. Security suggested he turn around and come back without the weapon. He did so gladly and immediately returned back through the same gate (without the weapon of course) while the same security guards offered apologies for the inconvenience. The subsequent ban was an unexpected shock and a grave heavy-handed response to an honest mistake. The JAGs and Commander at Joint Expeditionary Base Little Creek have unilaterally removed all retiree benefits (except retiree pay) from an honorable man. He can no longer attend base functions, work a job on the base, use MWR facilities, or the commissary (military grocery store). Based on Secretary @PeteHegseth’s desire to ensure Second Amendment rights are defended by our Institutions, and that those exercising these rights are not unlawfully weaponized against, I pray this ban is quickly reversed.

This is sickening.

This police officer fell in love during this DUI stop!

This is why you don’t get in front of a vehicle! I do NOT think he will be doing that again! Dude lunges at a vehicle in a parking lot, breaking the back windshield. He then proceeds to kick the vehicle and challenge the driver to a brawl. The driver gets out for a minute and has words with the attacker before getting back into his vehicle to drive off. The man then steps in front of the vehicle as the driver floors it, giving him a ride on the hood of his car for the length of the parking lot. Play stupid games……

And You think Your Job Sucks…

16-year-old Connor Belanger was tubing down the Cowichan River in British Columbia when he heard squeaking in the water. He reached in and scooped up a tiny week-old baby beaver kit struggling in the rapids. The little guy immediately trusted him and climbed right into his arms. 🦫 Connor and his family got the kit to the wildlife rescue for care. Sometimes the best moments happen when you're just floating down the river. ❤️

I watched this video 5x in a row. Each time it started the more in depth I was in thought. We need a lot more of this in our world. A lot more!!!!

Now THIS is what I'm talking about. This guy was just exercising and took a moment to encourage and celebrate a little one. People like this are the kind of people that I love.🥹❤️🙏

WATCH: The Criminal Investigation and Detection Group-National Capital Region (CIDG-NCR) shared a video during the arrest of rapper Hev Abi in Diliman, Quezon City on Tuesday, April 14, 2026. Abi has been placed under police custody following his arrest over a search warrant related to firearms. Authorities seized the following items: a G3 Taurus Cal. 9mm pistol, a magazine of G3 Taurus Cal. 9mm pistol, and 15 pieces of live ammunition of G3 Taurus Cal. 9mm. His label, Urban Department PH, released a statement on Thursday denying all the allegations against the rapper. “On behalf of Hev Abi, we categorically deny any and all allegations pertaining to this misunderstanding that [led] to his situation last April 14, 2026,” their statement read. (Video courtesy of CIDG-NCR) | via Manny Tupas

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This man bought a lottery ticket on his way out of the grocery store, as he scratched it off he couldn’t believe his luck he just won $300. The ticket was a $30 ticket and he made all of his money back. He walked over to customer service who took the ticket and claimed he scanned it and put a post it on the ticket and put it in the drawer. He then tries to hand the man $5 as the prize and claims that’s what the ticket says he won. The man know you can’t win $5 on a $30 high prize ticket. He asks the man to scan it again and he refuses and claims $5 is what it shows. The man escalates it further and asks for a manager. The customer service rep finally scans it again and it showed $300 and the man finally gets his money he won. Do you really believe the ticket scanned as a $5 winner or was the customer service rep trying to finesse him out of his money?

NEW: 60-year-old cancer survivor is trying to become the oldest person to play college football. Tom Green, a 60-year-old freshman political science major at McDaniel College, has made the football roster. Green owns a wooden pallet company in Pennsylvania and never went to college. In 2015, he was diagnosed with Stage IV kidney cancer. He said he "was checking out in 2017," but ended up beating cancer. Green plays defensive line and made the DIII team as a walk-on. He is also a full-time student, as that is a requirement to play on the team. "I knew that the number was 61, that's the oldest player who ever played. I'm going to be 61 in June, so I'm [going to] be tying that record. But he [the record holder] just kicked extra points; he was a kicker," Green said to a local news outlet. Beast.

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The guy who intervened with his foot to prevent the elderly woman from hitting her head on the ground after she lost her balance and fell in South Korea, was declared a hero worldwide.

@NancyMace Condolences...🙏🙏🕊️

Tonight at 9:56 PM, my father went Home. In his final moments I read him testimony from his soldiers - words describing his heroism during December 2-4, 1968, the acts that earned him the Distinguished Service Cross with Valor. We had just discovered new testimony from the men who served beside him. As I read those words to him, he grew calm. And then he was gone. He left this world knowing he was a war hero. Knowing he was loved. Knowing Jesus was waiting. He was surrounded by his two dogs, his wife, and two of his daughters - Nancy and Mary. As he passed, his dog Sugar put her head in my lap. My dog Liberty put her paws on my knees. Even they knew it was time to say goodbye. On Friday I watched my father accept Christ as his Savior. Tonight I watched him go Home to meet Him. And tonight also happened to be one of his grandson’s birthdays. God doesn’t do coincidences. He chose this day on purpose. A life celebrated as another began. He fought the good fight. He finished the race. He kept the faith.2 Timothy 4:7 Rest now, Dad. Your work in this world is done. 🙏♥️

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Former U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton: "It is shocking that Trump said no one informed him that Iran could close the Strait of Hormuz. I find it unbelievable that one of the fundamental pillars of geopolitical strategy in the Middle East was ignored. That was the first thing we assumed Iran would do. It is their main tool of global leverage. We are now seeing the consequences of a foreign policy driven by impulse rather than strategy.

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🚨 HOLY CRAP! Newly-released surveillance video shows a high school principal in Oklahoma TACKLING a school shooter before he could open fire on kids What a HERO! Principal Kirk Moore RUSHED the shooter when he aimed at his first would-be victim, wresting the gun away from him. Give this man an award. Absolute legend. The attempted shooter at Pauls Valley High School is now being held on a $1 million bond.