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Barack HUSSEIN Obama
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Barack HUSSEIN Obama
@BridgeJungle
President, Patriot, and Muslim
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@midphrenologist Definitely need more pro bellum establishments
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Ew why is my friend trying to go to a restaurant called Antebellum for his bday lol
The South is so gross sometimes like could we Not
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@NihilNothings Well good for you bc you're not. Totally locked in with the not famous thing and this is only the beginning. With effort you could definitely get even more obscure, possibly even becoming the least famous person of all time 🙏
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there should be crosswords where it’s just punctuation
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Could you have a serious romantic relationship with someone who didn't share your taste in movies, music or TV?
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@_Ochiedike If he's so 'risen' where's his tent I'm calling bullshit
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Atheist African twitter might just be the wokest thing I've ever seen (good thing)
Ochiedike@_Ochiedike
If the case for Christianity were truly convincing, it wouldn’t need the warning of Hell to persuade people. We don’t rely on fear to accept things like gravity or chemistry, so the use of threats suggests the evidence alone isn’t strong enough to stand on its own.
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@nise_yoshimi It's not like actually hard or anything but it hates you
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@nise_yoshimi You ever play a decent version of Hexen II? Really hits that "this awesome game hates me" spot better than any clunky 3rd person souls type shit
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thinking about battlefield 6. An inert slab of mediacontent. the consumption device. Beamed in from a dead world. And marathon, hostile and brilliant, fighting against its own evil nature every step of the way. A good video game should want to kill itself, to some extent
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@LuccaLazaro Gen z learned to YouTube poop and now we're all going straight to hell. I'm all for it
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Barack HUSSEIN Obama 리트윗함
who up lighting they tower periwinkle for ibs awareness
CN Tower / Tour CN@TourCNTower
Tonight the #CNTower will be lit periwinkle for IBS Awareness Month / Close-up of the CN Tower at night lit periwinkle/ Gros plan de la Tour CN illuminée en lilas la nuit
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@tjelesan Hey man if no one else is gonna eat all this booze and drink all this cheese I may as well,
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@midphrenologist I got my dumb cute dad to stop shooting at the squirrels with this factoid try it out it just might work
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@midphrenologist You should probably try and convince him to leave the squirrels alone. They're not fluffy rats they're actually the highest form of rodent and live for 15-20 years
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My dad is drunk and irritable but that’s actually one of my favorite iterations of him and I love it
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@CockPornis He went to hell, came back to hell, died and then went to hell. Absolute legend
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I don’t care how good Kiss was. Bro is in hell
allison harvard burke@alliharvard
the grave of gene simmers, US soldier and vietnam veteran, who passed away in 2022.
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@ValerieJae147 @melnickjeffrey1 I wish I could get as high as prime dylan but da man keeps trying to turn my good medicine into some "adhd" shit you need a doctor for and I'm sick of it
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@BridgeJungle @melnickjeffrey1 Or jerking off (Absolutely Sweet Marie)
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Bob Dylan has written loads of funny lyrics but the funniest by far is “I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul” because he manifestly has no soul.
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@agentofchaos427 @implantgrade I meant the qtips tho nicotine should be reserved for freaky pnp stuff and is frankly pretty good that way. You can totally use qtips every day and nobody will even notice,
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@BridgeJungle @implantgrade Oh thank fucking God
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It was easier to quit vaping than to quit putting q tips in my ears
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Must feel pretty shitty getting pwned by a literal hologram but there you go. If you could quit being dumb it would never happened in the first place
Robert Picardo@RobertPicardo
@PressSec @GOP Note: that won't offset the cost of driving there to buy them.
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