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Puting this out here with total submission to the will of Allah. I need a job in case you come across this. Bsc criminology.

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God bless our fearless troops. Thank you for your sacrifice and service. God bless Nigeria. May Nigeria succeed.

اقسم بالله شي خيالي !!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

This man resigned as the Minister of Power to contest for governorship primary election in Oyo State. He's a member of APC After the primary, his opponent got 576,000 votes to defeat him. He cried blue murder and went to check the register of members of APC in Oyo State, only to discover 157,000 was registered! He's been complaining that the party announced ESTIMATED VOTES to rob him the chances of becoming the candidate. Dear Minister of Power, thank God you even know the word ESTIMATED. When you were in charge of NEPA, you were milking us dry through estimated billing of electricity we never used. I am sure EFCC may be piling up estimated charges against you. I laugh an estimated laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SirJarus Please if you are not a passionate about serving in the military 🪖 don't. I can go in your place I also applied.

A bird in hand > 2 in the forest

“If someone knows you are at your lowest and still chooses to hurt you, that is not an accident. That is character.”

Around 7–8 months ago, the CDCFIB (@CDCFIBNG , @cdcfib ) announced a recruitment exercise into the Immigration Service, Fire Service, Correctional Service, and the board under the ministry. 🚶🏽‍♂️📄 Exactly 1,210,491 Nigerians completed the application process. Out of this number, about 872,391 people proceeded to write the examination. What initially looked like one of the most transparent recruitment exercises suddenly developed spiritual powers and disappeared into thin air. 😭 Now, this is not even my main problem. Six months later, not one person, not even one out of the 872,391 applicants who wrote this exam is asking serious questions. The agency simply went to sleep, and Nigerians too apparently pressed “sleep mode” together with them. 🛌💤 At this point, I am beginning to wonder if one of the ingredients God used in creating Nigerians is silence mixed with endurance. Because tell me why almost one million people invested time, transport fare, data subscription, passport photographs, printing money, and stress… only for everybody to move on like nothing happened. 😂 No outrage. No pressure. No accountability. Just vibes and acceptance. This is exactly why politicians and public institutions get away with almost anything. 🇳🇬😂

“𝘖𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘪𝘵. 𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.”

We renovated a primary school in northern Nigeria

Make the Quran your companion today so it can be your intercessor tomorrow.

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He blinks once every 40 seconds. You blink every 5 to 10. China's Honor Guard trained him to slow the reflex that much. And he has no hearing protection, standing meters from four jet engines. He's part of the ceremonial unit that has handled state arrivals since 1953. To make the parade roster, male candidates have to stand between 1.88 and 1.92 meters tall (around 6 foot 2 to 6 foot 4). Then the training starts. They wedge a playing card between his knees so he cannot slouch sideways, fix sharp pins inside his collar to punish any tilt of the head, and strap a wooden brace across his back to kill the habit of hunching forward. Each step is exactly 75 centimeters at 116 steps per minute. Each guard walks roughly 8,000 kilometers in a training year and grinds through 7 pairs of shoes doing it. That part is hard. The standing still part is harder. Soldiers in this unit train to hold one position, completely motionless, for over three hours at a stretch. The plane behind him is Air Force One, a modified Boeing 747 with four engines, each putting out 56,700 pounds of thrust. Up close, a 747 can hit roughly 140 decibels. That number is the pain threshold for the human ear, where sound stops being loud and starts being a physical attack on your inner ear. The US workplace safety agency says any 8-hour exposure above 85 decibels causes permanent hearing damage. At 140 the damage can be instant. Sharp bursts above that level are among the most destructive sounds the human ear can take. The soldier has no visible earplugs or earmuffs. He's standing meters from four engines that can permanently destroy his hearing in seconds, holding a position he spent years training his body not to break.

@ellyserwaaa You will learn the hard way.

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Take her on a date to the most expensive restaurant I can afford!!! A wife would continue to treat a husband based on his commitment decisions and how he chooses to lead her!! If I marry a woman with anger issues, it simply means I love women with anger issues and do not mind dealing with that “excess”. If I marry a woman who’s had a hoe phase, it simply means I have no problem with it. If I marry a woman who values money than she values our marriage, it simply means I’m comfortable in such romantic environment. At the end of the day, every man gets the wife he chooses for himself.

I rather be shot dead. Than to allow myself be treated this way. What a country 💔

Everything you were told about marriage is a lie. The only truth is what you find out in your own marriage.

Until death a man is always in his prime.

Our prophet ﷺ said; “The marriage with the greatest blessing (barakah) is the one with the least expenditure”s

The Tobacco Billionaire

The dangerous political land mines knowingly set for election presiding officers in 2027 that no one is talking about.