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SURVIVED. #CircaSurvivor

the worst person you know will try to tell you Miami Ohio doesn’t deserve to get in. aside from cutting them out of your social circles, it is a good opportunity to remind them the game is not played on spreadsheets. the teams play these games with the objective of winning, not with the goal of getting Ken Pomeroy’s (no shade, he is a goat) approval that they are better than a different team that lost games they were supposed to win and would likely win if they were played again

@goldenpants013 Maybe… 🥲

@CLARS24 So many layers to this tweet, I like it. Do you have nightmares that he is just a better version of Rico Hoey though?

2 time major winner this year and it all starts this weekend

@goldenpants013 @DaveMasonBOL If Aberg 20-1 is crack, Koepka 60-1 is crystal meth.

@DaveMasonBOL Aberg 20-1 people smoking crack or im smoking crack. Can't remember because of the crack

Tons of action yet to come in, but current PLAYERS Top-5 Factoids: LIABILITIES 1. Morikawa 15-1 2. McGreevy 150-1 3. Brennan 275-1 4. Koepka 60-1 5. Aberg 20-1 TICKETS 1. Morikawa 2. Aberg 3. Gotterup 55-1 4. Knapp 40-1 5. Young 35-1 $$$ 1. Morikawa 2. Aberg 3. Scheffler 5-1 4. Kim 22-1 5. Rory 17-1

@mostlyoblivious Terrible tip if you are working from home

+EV tip of the week Never answer the phone, the first time your boss calls. Always call back, then they know you’re busy.

For any Circa Survivor or potential Circa Survivor players what do you want/think the max number of entries for one individual should be capped at?

@Flupnolide It’s almost as if you picked up the tab for the celebration! Good guy.

Mfw I see all the mention market sharps celebrate winning on the SOTU meanwhile I lost

Whoever was market making golf at @sporttrade_app last year please come back 🥺 thanks! 🥹

@mr_peanutbettor Guess we’re beta testing positivity until 2027.

@CLARS24 This was positive? I am saying thank god we have this person who is able to tell me that Luka Doncic is a better defender than Jaylen Brown. Before I would just have to watch the ball and decide if they were a good defender based on that going in or not.

@livgolf_league @4AcesGC_ @AnthonyKim_Golf x.com/clars24/status…

0.1%. That was all he needed 🏆 #LIVGolfAdelaide @4AcesGC_

@Cleeks_GolfClub @AdrianMeronk May want to double check the math on this one

For the third straight year, @AdrianMeronk made eagle on Hole 8 at The Grange in Round 3, turning the same par 4 into something of a tradition. The odds? 1 in 27 billion. #LIVGolfAdelaide

I don’t want to overreact in the moment but I’m pretty sure Anthony Kim winning that tourney is one of the top 5 craziest sports moments I’ve witnessed in my life and offhand I truly think it may be #1. Absolutely insane.

@Flupnolide @FantasyFoess

@FantasyFoess @CLARS24 how retarded is this man?

Hot take: Scottie Scheffler would dominate prime tiger woods in a 1v1

@cappin_jackson Some minor changes every year but have been doing this sort of league for 5 years now with others so it’s pretty ironed out.

@CLARS24 Is there anything you would have changed in terms of # of roster sports or scoring?

NFL & CFB complete. @JackMiller02 & @talkingtour battling up top.

@ChrisGotterup @WMPhoenixOpen @PGATOUR 🐐

The people’s champ

@Flupnolide @mr_peanutbettor @Hitman428 @KirkEvans0 you can say that again

@mr_peanutbettor @CLARS24 @Hitman428 @KirkEvans0 Do you enjoy spreading misinformation?

From the edge he glided, sharp and clean, Eleven made space where none was seen. Blue-green lights, the chains kept runnin’, By night’s end, one name rose above ’em. +500 or better. Book it. 🏆