Tony Montana 🐘

A moron begs for mercy and cries for him having a shovel and his opponent carrying a gun. A realist goes to town and buys a bigger one.

@Reecebrah What about sociopathic volcels like me?

The cure to inceldom: -get below 15% bodyfat -talk to 200 girls irl Literally zero chance you end up an incel ZERO.

@NarutoNolimits So introverts are supposed to switch to Pepsi?

Coca-Cola designed a bottle you can't open alone. Encouraging you to meet someone new.

An American soldier holds up a jungle centipede during the Vietnam war.

@notcee_fan Age 10 with the money and knowledge.

green or red

@Dank_jetha Just out of curiosity, what special did you find in these pictures to have a paradigm shift?

If this is really Bangladesh i will never forgive even a single politician for letting us on the darker side.

@nusaiba_28 I remember passing this road on my way to Sultan's Dine. Definitely Dhanmondi.

bougainvillea did something to Bangladeshi people, almost every house has a bougainvillea plant 🌿

🇧🇩 My message to the Bangladeshi people.

@KITKAT I stole them.

Regarding recent press coverage

@memer_mitron My ego will never let me make the first move.

@kityyysam I was thinking of joining a podcast thrashing accounting kids for 2 hours straight (I'm a marketing guy). boxd.it/doCmXZ

Accounting

@Imdadur101 Outdated culture, bigoted students. Universities are pluralistic sanctuaries for boundless expression. I can eat whatever I want.

Beef cooking has been banned for whole year in Dhaka University, and now there is a ban even during Iftar. Welcome to the actual Hindu Rashtra. 🚩🇧🇩

Social media feels like living in a slum without physically being there.

@Krzyszt62664221 @BackupJeffx I don't think Saudis are soyboys like Westerners. They don't hang. They behead.

@BackupJeffx Of course they'll be back. Right after the welcome ceremony.

The two Mossad agents caught planting bombs in Saudi Arabia were arrested by Saudi security forces. Israel is already demanding their extradition. [source Yedioth Ahronoth]

@Listen_Brothers The first sign of maturity is cynicism. Took you 20 extra years to become an adult.

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

@DrRemilio It's not cute. It's blatantly annoying in bed.

Its not a meme Japanese women really make anime noises every 3 seconds Its cute af

@saylordocs Obedience is never better.

hot take: 9-5 with a high salary is better than owning your own business.

@GreenieDBD I love cats cuz they're calm and solitary like me. Dogs are over social and hyperactive (in addition to their impurities).