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@cafeteriahq Greetings! mind if we chat @cafeteriahq ? we'd love to see if we could get your twitter handle! Thanks

A redesigned W3C (re)launches. Snore. http://www.w3.org/

@getcafeteria mind if we chat @getcafeteria ? we'd love to see if we could get your twitter handle! Thanks

Hey #nebedchat! If you're looking for a more tech savvy lunchroom, sign up for the Cafeteria waitlist :) getcafeteria.com

@CafeteriaChat @CafeteriaChat mind if we chat? we'd love to see if we could get your twitter handle! Thanks

"You look really pretty today, so I would suggest keeping THAT up." #college #collegekids #cafeteriatalk

@TommyWiseau Me too 🤙

I’m in San Francisco ! instagram.com/p/Bjx5nyvB_SC/…

@TommyWiseau @gregsestero Their new movie #BestFriendsMovie will blow your socks off! Go see it starting Friday March 30th! 🤙

@frankdejackmo @vergecurrency @justinvendetta That's what happens when your team is made up completely of developers and no marketers :)

VergeDev @justinvendetta will be posting a video about the crowdfund and other news in the morning! Thanks to everyone who helped us reach our goal! #vergefam $XVG

@TommyWiseau @gregsestero @BF_Movie @TheRoom I'll be there bro, can't wait!

MARCH 28, 2018 - 7:30 PM - PREMIERE - BEST F(R)IENDS - NEW TOMMY WISEAU & GREG SESTERO PROJECT - Q & A and TOMMY WISEAU & GREG SESTERO IN PERSON At : Egyptian Theatre /6712 Hollywood Blvd./ Hollywood, CA 90028 americancinemathequecalendar.com/egyptian_theat… or try BestFriends.Movie

@GhostAdventures @Zak_Bagans @AaronGoodwin you guys need to get with the times and do more web based things, only old people watch TV nowadays! twitter.com/UKHaunted/stat…

@TommyWiseau I don't have a Lisa to go with :(

Do you have your tickets for Best F(r)iends Opening Night Friday March 30th TICKETS BestFriends.Movie ? More info : fathomevents.com/events/best-fr…

@MELANIATRUMP @FLOTUS I knw you have a hands off apprch to being the 1st lady but it's time to speak up about yr husbnd fudging a porn star

@fleissmeister Got an idea for you... a version of #TheBachelor but with men and women aged 65+ Call it "The Golden Years" or if you want to turn it to 11, "Till Death do us Part"

@KensingtonRoyal I think the ratio of Brits vs. Americans to your wedding is a bit off... and looks like my schedule is wide open, so let me know if another spot opens up and I'll be there 😎 🇺🇸

@FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP Do you ever lay in bed at night and look up at the tall ceilings and sigh as you look over and see that it's Donald Trump sleeping next to you?

@MikaelaShiffrin You're already an Olympian, I can't even ski straight for more than 50 meters before crashing.

@Twitter Stop crypto-scams by allowing Veri users to ban certain words/names under their post replies. Such as the problem seen when @VitalikButerin makes posts and fake Vitaliks offer "contests" Exp: ban any usernames with "Vitalik" from post replies. #crypto #cryptocurrency

@TommyWiseau How about a Room prequel telling the story of a younger Johnny, during his college years? You can even play him again... all you need is a cool hat and some shorts.

@MikaelaShiffrin I'm now a fan of skiing

@POTUS @realDonaldTrump No school (especially in the US) should have to go to the extreme of cutting a mouse pad in half to save money in order to educate the future of America goo.gl/vrzvZd

A little #hoverhand action with my childhood hero @BillNye #Throwback