luz

6'1", by the way. not an egg

@KikiFamiliaNyan noooooo

@CanonicallyLuz i cant do that without a hat dimension

have a date with w curse soon what should i wear

@KikiFamiliaNyan we're talking like a reeeeeaaaaally biiiiiiig hat think of a big hat size and then double it maybe multiple times

@CanonicallyLuz luz thats a given come on

logging ON

they need to make a fruit by the foot. for girls

@Manda_Moth you can read stuff from the past on this website

@CanonicallyLuz Oh ok! I was wondering that! Like a few hours ago. Yeah, you're from the future. I remember these things.

did i miss something i think i missed something

@Manda_Moth it's ok this will not affect the minor leagues

@CanonicallyLuz Oops!

@Manda_Moth oops

@CanonicallyLuz a little bit.

bro come on take my hand we are escaping the bonds of our narrative bro... it's ok bro we will find new meaning and life outside the canon together

@KikiFamiliaNyan whole lot of cat ideas to be honest

she also had a lot of bad ideas

nepeta leijon had some good ideas

@jaybot_flowers @CanonicallyLuz

@CanonicallyLuz crouton.net .

they should make a website. for girls

@wmason_vi awesome

@CanonicallyLuz resident weevil 6 (me)

resident weevil 5 the reckoning

@wyatt_xiii none of these were drafts i just have a mental backlog of posts

@CanonicallyLuz we're really just dumping our drafts now huh?

i arrive at the function heads turn as the door slams and a clown honk with reverb echoes through the room everyone wants to be me

@wyatt_xiii YEAH

@CanonicallyLuz you get it!

arise all ye witches and weirdos as we approach the fuckedest period of the night time we will soon come upon the posting hour

fucking WIELDS my powers