Jaybot 🏅🎤

@CanonicallyLuz crouton.net .

I hope you get to rest

{ ooc: i'm not gonna stop being into blaseball i just remembered i had this in my drafts and it felt fitting to post it now. i don't twitter anymore but i do have a jaybot rp tumblr at botpogdingers.tumblr.com ! }

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• Am I going to die? • Should I have woken up? Why did you wake me up?

JUICE: WHOOP HIS ASS 9: Over the phone? JUICE: UNSURE havent thought it through

This is such a confusing football game.

the phantom of broken ridge 🎭 #blaseball

Coordinate Plane Closure xkcd.com/2735

This is not Heaven. Waters rise and batteries fail. This is a universe in which things can still fuck up. And that's where I belong. I BELONG here. I can't tell you how good that feels.

Roses are red Violets are blue GPT-3 doesn't quite get this poem structure Now the rhinestones are bubbling and a dinosaur is chasing you aiweirdness.com/roses-are-red/

sometimes a story can just be some shit that happened. i refuse to have a point and you can’t make me

It's my duty to know when the soil gets saturated and the water's about to come wandering through here. It's my duty to look after the little cave beetles. They don't have eyes, you know, they need a little help sometimes.

This ... is! Garbage Football, a podcast in which I, Thuy, and my buddy Roger dig up the most god-awful football games in the history of civilization, because we ... I don't know why we do this! Because we hate you, listener.

sometimes i revisit Hatsune Miku - Chug Jug With You to recapture something I'm missing in my day-to-day

mike 🖤 #blaseball

i am going to crash into the next asteroid i see

(The Birmingham News, 06 Apr 1916)

And as it turns out, if you leave even a simple computer in total isolation for 15,000 years, it will gradually become a ... well, a person.

care! at the botanical garden