Captain Whitebread, Z-list Superhero

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Captain Whitebread, Z-list Superhero

@CapnWhitebread

Face for radio. Voice for print. Brain in a jar.

Flyover Country, United States 가입일 Mayıs 2009
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At home after the operation. I'm off my foot for a week at least. Hopefully they have caught all the infection this time.
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Lauren Chen
Lauren Chen@TheLaurenChen·
It's crazy to me how Robin Hood is now popularized as "stealing from the rich to give to the poor" (Socialist messaging) In reality, Robin Hood stole back the taxes that a cruel leader unjustly levied against the population (Anti-socialist messaging)
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Joanne Mason
Joanne Mason@JoanneMason11·
I give up, where are my friends' posts? Are my friends not seeing my posts? Because I'm seeing almost no interaction. Why am I seeing an ad every third post? No, Elon, I don't want to get verified, but you guys seem determined to make it too annoying not to.
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Hedgie
Hedgie@HedgieMarkets·
🦔A researcher invented a fake eye condition called bixonimania, uploaded two obviously fraudulent papers about it to an academic server, and watched major AI systems present it as real medicine within weeks. The fake papers thanked Starfleet Academy, cited funding from the Professor Sideshow Bob Foundation and the University of Fellowship of the Ring, and stated mid-paper that the entire thing was made up. Google's Gemini told users it was caused by blue light. Perplexity cited its prevalence at one in 90,000 people. ChatGPT advised users whether their symptoms matched. The fake research was then cited in a peer-reviewed journal that only retracted it after Nature contacted the publisher. My Take The researcher made the papers as obviously fake as possible on purpose. The AI systems didn't catch it. Neither did the human researchers who cited it in real journals, which means people are feeding AI-generated references into their work without reading what they're actually citing. I've covered the FDA using AI for drug review, the NYC hospital CEO ready to replace radiologists, and ChatGPT Health launching this year. All of that is happening in the same environment where a condition funded by a Simpsons character and endorsed by the crew of the Enterprise was being presented as emerging medical consensus. The people making these deployment decisions seem to believe the pipeline from research to AI to patient is more supervised than it actually is. This experiment suggests it isn't supervised much at all. Hedgie🤗 nature.com/articles/d4158…
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NASA
NASA@NASA·
Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mul…
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
EARTHSET. April 6, 2026. Humanity, from the other side. First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon. Photo: NASA
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James Woods
James Woods@RealJamesWoods·
The AutoPen Fool left astronauts to die in outer space. President Trump sent an army to rescue one wounded American. 🇺🇸
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Tandy
Tandy@dantypo·
Memo to the folks saying “I’m done with Trump. We deserve to lose!” The last 24 hours should tell you just exactly who we’d be losing to. Trump essentially went dark for 24 hours while a rescue mission for two downed airmen was underway. The Left? Well, rather than being happy that those men were rescued, they’re upset a president isn’t dead. That’s your alternative.
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The angel up on the tombstone Said, "He has risen, just as He said Quickly now, go tell His disciples That Jesus Christ is no longer dead!" Joy to the world He has risen, hallelujah He's risen, hallelujah He's risen, hallelujah Hallelujah youtube.com/watch?v=G-hLSR…
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Faithfulness Okom
Faithfulness Okom@AttorneyF_·
I went back to read the resurrection accounts of Matthew and John this morning and noticed something interesting. The first words out of Jesus’ mouth after the resurrection were “go tell my brothers.” And it brought me to tears. Matthew 28:10. Read it slowly. The stone has just rolled back. Death has just been defeated for the first time in human history. The most consequential moment in the cosmos has just occurred. And the risen King opens his mouth and calls us brothers. But Matthew alone might not stop you. So go to John 20:17, where he tells Mary what to tell them: “I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.” He does not say “the Father.” He does not say “God.” He says MY Father is now YOUR Father. MY God is now YOUR God. He rises and the first thing he does is redistribute the inheritance. This is where most people misread the resurrection. They treat it as a power demonstration. Jesus proved he was God. Jesus showed death who was boss. And those things are true but they are not the point. The point is what he did with the power once he had it. Because what I have learned in my few years on earth is that when men have power, the immediate instinct is to reclassify. The people who were their peers become subordinates. The people who called you brother now call you sir. We have seen it in offices, in governments, in churches. Elevation changes vocabulary. The higher a man rises the lonelier the pronoun “we” becomes. Jesus rose to the highest position in the universe and his vocabulary did not change. He came back and said brothers. He said your Father. He said our God. He reclassified upward. He used his exaltation not to press us into subjects but to pull us into sons. This is the actual consequence of the resurrection: ADOPTION. A dead savior cannot make you a son. A dead elder brother cannot bring you into the family. He had to conquer death because brothers share in each other’s life and he could not give us what he had not first secured himself. Romans 8:29 calls him the firstborn among many brothers. Firstborn means there are others coming. You are not a spectator of his resurrection. You are its intended outcome. The crowned King looked across the infinite chasm between his holiness and your humanity and the word he chose was not “subject.” It was not “servant.” It was not even “beloved.” He said brother. On the other side of death, with all authority in heaven and earth, he said brother. So celebrate today for everything it is. Celebrate the empty tomb, celebrate the vindication of a man the world tried, condemned, and buried, and whom heaven refused to leave in the ground. Celebrate the sins that are gone and the immeasurable, uncontainable, universe-rearranging power of God on full display. But do not miss the most beautiful thing. He did not just cancel your debt. He gave you a name. He did not just acquit you. He adopted you. Forgiveness would have been everything. Sonship is more than everything. And he gave us both. The risen King called us brothers. That means the Father he returned to is the Father we are returning to. That means the glory he walked into is the glory we are walking toward. That means Easter is not just the day Jesus won. It is the day you inherited everything he won it for. Hallelujah! He is risen.
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Listen, am I the most attractive radio host? No, of course not. But do I have a good personality? No. But do I wake up and try to be the best version of myself that I can be? Also no.
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Borris Manville
Borris Manville@BorrisManville·
Out in West Texas, "Church's" is awful - consistently get food poisoning awful. But we do have Bush's Chicken and Chicken Express. Popeye's was good until they took the black pepper out of their gravy. Now its almost bland; dumping black pepper does fic it for the most part, but it isn't as good as it used to be.
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All day Astronomy
All day Astronomy@forallcurious·
STUNNING🚨: Artemis II crew captured a stunning image of Earth this morning from 41,000 miles away. The first time since 1972 that humans have seen a crescent Earth in full.
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Walter Kirn
Walter Kirn@walterkirn·
Forget "politics." Cultivating literacy --independent literacy, the ability to read and think and write and do it all in your own head and with your own two hands, so to speak -- is the great radical act now. Be a radical.
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