Capt'n Inappropriate

Some of you may have heard me say I'm a rape survivor. Here's a piece I wrote about my experience. It's not an easy or a nice read, so please be warned. captninappropri8.wordpress.com

@thebrunette24 Half a tube of pringles and a coffee

@dankthemanc @CatDistribSystm That face 👅😸😻

@CaptInappropri8 @CatDistribSystm I had a cat called Nora. An ex was the one who was initially chosen. That was until I walked in the room. She never left me in the 6 years we had her. I’d never seen such devotion in a cat. She was the derpiest thing and I still miss her. Got her name tag on my keyring too

Some days I have control over my anxiety. Others I’m being controlled by it and it exhausts me. Today is the latter. Anyone have any recommendations for natural supplements that have helped their anxiety? TIA

Choose one.

@dshensmith @BBCNews Waters also wet. (just incase you didn't know)

@BBCNews 2026 headlines: Women's sport for females only. In other news, it's cold in winter. 🤦‍♂️

Olympic women's sport to be for biological females only bbc.in/47la3Z5

@BBCNews @sharrond62 Until another man in a dress tells you he's a female too.

@RadioGenoa He is a man tho.

Imane Khelif says she will denounce anyone who says she is a man.

@JohnsonInUK Really not something he should be trying to scoff... The sugar alone should be enough to put him off 🙄

😭 I've got to fight with him for biscoff spread 😭😭😭😭

@alphafox @WingsScotland Every last one of them should be on the same list.

Send the meteor - NOW 🤢

@MouldyOldDoh Aahreet. Bet ya divvnt.

I definitely do not read your tweets in your accent.

@CatDistribSystm @dankthemanc When they do, you know instantly

@dankthemanc @CaptInappropri8 It only works if the kitty chooses you. Period.

@Keiron0716 😬 We definitely had snow. Only for a few minutes but it was snowing 🙄😭

@CaptInappropri8 Turns out it wasn’t snow! I was using a cheap version of head and shoulders 😂

We went from blazing sunshine (and violent wind) to pissing it down with hail in maybe 2 minutes. The whole sky turned grey in an instant, dropped a wet bit or two as a test and seconds after... Boom. Threw everything it could to the ground as hard as it could

@2RawTooReal @Terf_Rocks Of course you don't see the problem. Yet another bloke trying to downplay the actual potential danger this puts females in. Not to mention the normalising of the removal of female only spaces and in turn rights.

What’s your thoughts on genderless restrooms 🚽 I personally don’t see the problem

Lara still doesn't know how to not shit all over the tray liner 🙄

@thebrunette24 @Lyndacakebaker About 30 seconds for me 😅🤣

It’s been 5 days since I have had crisps

@cavakaggyreborn @womenmatteruk 😭😭 My eyes 😭😭😭

But its not a fetish 🤔🤔🤔🤔

@JohnsonInUK All 3 are sweet for different reasons 😸

She's refused to leave my side at any point so far today. Velcro cat with maximum sticking power 😅

@Keiron0716 Lovely 😬

@CaptInappropri8 We just got hail followed by snow