Cat Distribution System (Official Account)

@42istheanswer @saniyafatma1278 Exactly. Even the mama cat is, herself, a delivery.

@CatDistribSystm @saniyafatma1278 Like the Stork except it's a mama cat?

I initially found 3 kittens in my yard, brought them in out the rain, took them to the vet, paid for their antibiotics, trying to get them better and find them homes & low and behold the mother rocks up in my yard with 2 more , leaves them on my porch and disappears 🤣 like I know it's tough being a single mum but damn leaving all your kids with a stranger. She's probably like yeah she's survived single mum life, all her kids are grown let me spice up her life with these brawlers 😩🤣

@Lisellle We understand. But that type of connection cannot be rushed.

@yvngisouls @nobunny_y Then we dub you our newest delivery human. We need humans like you to make sure our deliveries find a loving, forever home.

@nobunny_y @CatDistribSystm I truly hope not, one of my kitties would be so stressed with a new cat :((((((

POV: Animal ... woof? 🐶

@Pa_Preon_693 Then it worked out as intended.

@CatDistribSystm Im a cat.

Cat distribution system is literally how my husband got me. He did not obtain a wife normally.

@Lisellle We'll do what we do best! Trust the system.

@julie74439076 Yes it is.

And that’s how the cat distribution system works 😀💜🐈

@ImTwoPie @ItsLilithMusic We're always working 🚚😸

@ItsLilithMusic The dumpster cat distribution system at work once again

Sorry I've been so silent, this baby walked up to my house last night and has captivated the entire household

@LordBigHeadAss @ItsLilithMusic We love our customers!

@ItsLilithMusic The cat distribution system with another satisfied customer.

@Brandi_NE @Needle_of_Arya This is true. Our system is flawless.

@Needle_of_Arya Cat distribution system NEVER fails.

congratulations, you now have two cats; I didn't make the rules

@Phoenixarising4 @Nooor_Khan021 Our system is flawless 🤝🏼

@Nooor_Khan021 The cat distribution system is working as designed. Congratulations, he's gorgeous.

I was so wrong, cats are cool. I’ve always been a proud “dogs are better than cats” guy. But my dog is an old man now and I wanted to get a pet to soften the blow a little when he passes. Started considering cats when I realized I didn’t really have a good reason not to like them. I started browsing shelters and after a few visits met a grumpy 3 year old cat that had been at the shelter 3 months. He immediately started purring around me and the staff said they hadn’t seen him taken to anyone like that. I adopted him on the spot and he’s been with me for 4 months now, and has completely proven me wrong about cats. He is the coolest little dude around and makes me happy every day. Never been so glad to be wrong! Here’s my boy Bazzi

@ShikiMiyoshino @ItsLilithMusic You rang?

@ItsLilithMusic CAT DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM

@jmillincook @FaithLikeAbish2 We only deliver when the time is absolutely perfect. However, we always suggest visiting our distribution centers you humans call shelters or rescues. It still counts as long as kitty chooses you!

@FaithLikeAbish2 Is it controversial to purrrray for the cat distribution system to bring her a kitty???

Willow made a "yarn ball" for our walk in the hopes that she would attract a kitty and take it home. I gotta get this girl a kitten 😭

@femmekaveh We hope our blessings bring you years of love and happiness! ❤️

cat distribution system blessed me twice

@CaptInappropri8 @dankthemanc This is the most accurate description of our system. Well done.

@dankthemanc Wait for the cat to find you, just keep your eyes and heart wide open. One will find you and just know. 😸 (if you can't wait, pop down your local cat sanctuary and let them chose you)

Some days I have control over my anxiety. Others I’m being controlled by it and it exhausts me. Today is the latter. Anyone have any recommendations for natural supplements that have helped their anxiety? TIA

@dankthemanc @CaptInappropri8 It only works if the kitty chooses you. Period.

@CaptInappropri8 Oh I’m invested in this idea. Do I just grab a random cat off the street and say “YOU’RE MINE NOW!” Or wait for the cat distribution system to do its thing?

@landlordofsnark @ChestyPullerGst @manhattanmaker @HardPass4 Yes, that 2nd one is not related to our system.

@ChestyPullerGst @manhattanmaker @HardPass4 Sir, it's "cat distribution system", not "pussy distribution system". They're different.

My friend @HardPass4 was formerly promiscuous. @manhattanmaker was a virgin...

@robertschoenbo1 @58rughooker We're always working! 💪🏼

@58rughooker The cat distribution system at work. 😊

This is our new semi-feral kitten, Peanut. He was born under our deck and we fed him outside for several weeks. A workman left the back door open and Peanut came right in and we have kept him indoors. Still shy and skittish, but we’re working on socializing him. Cutie pie!

@AnonTheRipper @Ravenismeee We're always watching 👀

@Ravenismeee Cats, waiting for the cat distribution system to choose me.

Gun to your head name a reason to live

@kismet_kismet13 @WilburJaywright @itsme_urstruly We can email the Dog Distribution System if you'd like?

@WilburJaywright @itsme_urstruly the dog distribution system however is very finicky..

"I swear I am not your mother, children." 😂

@Little_p0mp0m @real6scara We're already watching 👀 We only deliver when the time is absolutely perfect.

@real6scara Cat distribution system? ...where can I get one

It's cute, I guess.