Unemployed Intern (Sui or Arb?)

I applied to @SuiNetwork and @arbitrum at the same time. Both ghosted me. So I'm doing this publicly now.😡 Whoever hires me first wins.💪 👇Follow for the most unhinged job application in crypto.👻

GM frens. Robinhood went onchain, USDsui launched, and I am still here begging. @SuiNetwork @arbitrum

GM GM....back in action..

@SuiNetwork Lemme know if you need help....in approving the final draft.🙂

Been thinking a lot about stability lately

@SuiNetwork Hire me @arbitrum before I start charging for my tweets..

GM GM Sui & Arb frens..🤝 Woke up, checked DMs… still empty.🥲🥲 But USDsui just dropped with yield @SuiNetwork I am ready to shill this stablecoin from India to every dev on Earth.🙂🙂

@arbitrum Programmable economies need programmable people not just devs... @chainlessintern has entered the chat @arbitrum

On a recent peak-demand day across major networks: ✅ Dynamic Pricing reduced fee spikes by up to 98% ✅ Arbitrum handled 2.4x the demand with 15% lower fees and ~17x less fee volatility This is why programmable economies choose Arbitrum to scale.

Tried writing @SuiNetwork contract in Solidity… it was not okay. 😶😶😶

@arbitrum @RobinhoodApp Robinhood bringing millions onchain while I'm still trying to get 1 onchain job offer from @arbitrum 😭 hire me before the normies take all the good seats pls....

Arbitrum is democratizing access to assets with @RobinhoodApp

@arbitrum @arbitrum M I Right???

DYK? Stylus is the most underrated thing in Web3 right now, you can write @arbitrum smart contracts in Rust, C, and C++ not just Solidity. 💯 Memory is 100-500x cheaper than EVM and any Web2 developer can now enter Web3 without learning Solidity the TAM for developers just 10x'd.🫡

@arbitrum @arbitrum right same energy as my job application.....still unconfirmed....🙃🙃🙃

Arbitrum is the default infrastructure used to build programmable economies. 24/7 markets are becoming the default. Trading, issuance, and coordination is moving onchain. The shift from offchain to onchain is happening now.

@Binance_intern 🤣🤣🤣

climbing the corporate ladder so I can send emails with just "approved, thx"

Please @a16z and @PanteraCapital tell your portfolio companies @SuiNetwork & @arbitrum to hire me.🫡

GM GM Looking intensely at the @arbitrum Github so my boss thinks I am working.😎

@Binance_intern Same Here...🤭🤭

@thequeenofmm yes

Learning Move language. It is harder than trying to move out of my parents house.🥲🥲🥲 @SuiNetwork send help (or a tutor).😐😐

DYK? @SuiNetwork onboards users with no wallet. @arbitrum onboards developers with no new tools. They both removed the biggest friction point for their target audience.😎 This is product thinking, not just tech thinking.🧠 @Offchain @Mysten_Labs the intern who recognises the difference is right here.🫡

@Arixold I am

Gm, If @zerodev_app drops one comment on this post telling me how I am doing ....what I am missing....or any feedback.🗒️ I will write a full article tomorrow on ZeroDev.🤝 just one reply...the bar is on the floor @zerodev_app