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Chris Florida, Texas ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŒต

@ChrisInSWF

Broncos, Red Sox, Weather Geek, Retired Trucker and now a Texan

Florida, USA ๊ฐ€์ž…์ผ AฤŸustos 2022
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TazTears๐Ÿ’ฆ
TazTears๐Ÿ’ฆ@TazTearsยท
@nypost Wake Up. it was ALL produced and paid for โ€ฆ
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LetsGoBFLO
LetsGoBFLO@HistorianUSA1ยท
This No Brains protest held yesterday was really rocking. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ If you had to guess, how many antidepressants were handed out at this one?
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Florida Man - World's Superhero
Good Sunday morning. hope everyone has a good day. Starting mine off with a bit of bacon, hashbrowns and a couple eggs. Dogs are also enjoying small portions of the same
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Ashley (TeamTrump47)
Ashley (TeamTrump47)@TeamTrump47ยท
OMG ๐Ÿ˜‚ the cringe in Los Angeles at the โ€œNo Kingsโ€ rallyโ€ฆ full-on chaos outside City Hall. Grown adults flailing around like itโ€™s a middle school talent show: โ€œDeMoCrAcY aInโ€™T a SpEcTaToR sPoRt, yโ€™all!โ€ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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George Carlin Roasts the liberal Stupidity!
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Ken Martin
Ken Martin@kenmartin73ยท
Minnesotans have been through hell and back living under this administration. But Donald Trump wonโ€™t keep us down. We're going to keep standing up for what's right. We're going to keep fighting back.
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswolยท
I've been holding back on this, but I'm just gonna let loose... So many of these "protestors" here in Asheville NC have had their lives DRAMATICALLY improved by President Trump. Trump's FEMA resolved 80% of ALL open Hurricane Helene cases Biden left sitting 116 days... in 5 DAYS. Trump's DOT gave nearly $2 BILLION to fix roads and bridges in WNC, which is the largest Emergency Relief allocation in federal highway history. Trump's DOT reopened I-40 in 5 months. Everyone said it would take years. Trump's HUD approved $1.4 billion for Helene housing recovery so fast that even Democrat Governor Josh Stein publicly thanked him for it. Trump's USDA delivered $221 million directly to WNC farmers who lost everything. Trump gave NC 6 full months of 100% federal cost coverage โ€” one of the longest in FEMA history. The same people driving on rebuilt roads, drinking clean water, living the comeback... are out here protesting the man who made most of it happen. JUST GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE!!! It's not that hard. He knew you hated him before the storm. He knew that when he landed in Asheville. And guess what? HE SHOWED UP AND HELPED YOU ANYWAYS!!!!!! And today you grabbed your little sign and costumes, got in your little Subaru, you drove on those rebuilt roads, over those rebuilt bridges, passed rebuilt houses and rebuilt parks, to protest a man who helped your city. You look stupid, out of touch, and insanely ungrateful.
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Florida Man - World's Superhero
this is utterly ridiculous. Leagues putting games on all the streaming services and forcing fans to subscribe to all of these just to watch the games will turn fans off. Just like the old black out rules of the NFL turned people off. Growing up I never saw a Bucs hone game on TV
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@danmmeyer And if you have the MLB app thereโ€™s still blackouts ๐Ÿ˜‚ Also thereโ€™s a service to cancel your streaming services when youโ€™ve lost control and donโ€™t know how many you have๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Imagine
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๐ŸšจBREAKING UPDATE: After wishing harm on Karoline Leavitt during childbirth and losing her job and nursing license, disgraced Florida nurse Lexie Lawler has announced that she is fighting to get her RN license reinstated. She claims that she lost her job and nursing license over a political opinion and that it was unjust.
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๐ŸšจBREAKING UPDATE: Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo has revoked the nursing license of labor and delivery nurse Lexie Lawler for making comments that wished harm on Karoline Leavitt during delivery. AG JAMES UTHMEIER: "Effective today, Lexie Lawler is no longer allowed to practice nursing in Florida." "Making statements that wish pain and suffering on anyone, when those statements are directly related to one's practice, is an ethical red line we should not cross."

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ThePersistence
ThePersistence@ScottPreslerยท
The jokes write themselves. โ€œMy dog is smarter then Trump.โ€ Bless her heart.
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TONYโ„ข
TONYโ„ข@TONYxTWOยท
People donโ€™t understand the level of aura this is ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Jim Dalfino@jimsoxfanยท
CB Bucknor has 78 challenges so far and was wrong on all of them.
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I laughed
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Jasmin Laine
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Canada wonโ€™t bend to the U.Sโ€ฆ the country that drives 75% of our trade But weโ€™re restructuring our entire economyโ€ฆ to meet demands from a market that represents 4% Make that make sense.
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Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla@adamcarollaยท
We need more people of color in positions of power
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